Make something up

"Okay class today we are going to be continuing our discussion...of errr...the history...of the social...connectivity of...society...errr...yeah that."

"Professor," Derrick raises his hand, "We were talking about Neo-Capitalist idealism in a post-classical democracies"

"Yes Derrick...That." You nod and point at Derrick. "New capitalization ideas are poster classic hypocrisy," You can see Jason and the other jocks nodding as if they understood.

"Um...I was unaware the course was talking about the hypocrisies of grammar." Derrick said very confused, "It wasn't on the syllabus,"

"Well, I've made some changes to the syllabus. Like adding an extra credit assignment. Anyone who has or gives an F in the course can cum by my office and I will give them a _big, fat, D. _But they will have to work for it because it will be hard."

_"_huh prof." Jason said confusedly, "You're saying that you'll bump up anyone with an F to a D if they just stop by your office."

"No Jason, don't be a dumb little shit," If you want a D, _I'll give you a D. _End of discussion. Now read your books for the rest of class. I expect an essay on my desk at the end of class.