Make one wrong remark and...

Turning her head to a profile view i see her nose now stands three inches off her face.

"Sweet mother of creation!" i exclaim. "What happened?"

She motions for me to come in and take a seat,she begins her tale. "A week ago i was hit in the face at the Dodgers/Angels game,by a foul ball off the bat of Julio Rodriguez,breaking my nose in two places. The Dodgers organization offered to pay all costs for a nose job if i agreed to go to Dr. Juan Rodriguez for it." She breathes through her mouth then continues. "Being free i agreed instantly and the next day the doctor saw me and arranged for the next day to do the surgery."

She pauses. "As i was in prep,i was asked if the player who hit the foul came by to see if i was alright. Just as the doctor came i called the player a typical high priced asshole!" The glare of hate in her eyes then "How the hell was i to know that it was his brother,I mean it's not like there is only two Rodriguez In Los Angeles"

I try to hide a smirk as i picture in my mind the good doctor's file.This isn't the first time the good doctor has come to the defence of his brother by mulitaling someone's features. Getting out my phone i take a few pictures,send them to hq.

"Well Miss Knowles i can assure you that the F.A.I. can repair the damage done and will prosecute to the full extent of the law." as i finish the return message confirms this. Tomorrow Dr. Terry Dubrow will repair the nosejob. Holding the phone screen out to her she jumps to her feet and attempts to kiss me,again poking me in the eye!