Make him come anywhere but on you

Location: Gobel-en-Methel
HP: 100/100
Lust: 21/100
Corruption: 0/100
State: Aroused
Equipment:
Level: 1
Experience: 51/1000

Not wanting to dirty yourself before a meeting with the queen, you move aside to avoid the white jet. However, you can't prevent the sperm to fall on the scroll you had put on the ground next to you. You can hardly read it now. You swear. What if the intendant asks for it?

"Oh, sorry", says the guard, not sounding sorry at all.

You glower at him and leave him without a word, letting the sticky message at his feet.