Make a different sales-pitch

"Tell you what Suzy", I said, as I got up from my chair. "I'll pay you TWICE the money that machine is worth", her face lightened up with a smile, "HOWEVER, if I do this, you have to do two things". She looked at you, noticing these new 'strings' you just attached to your bargain, you simply keep your smile then say, "you have to promise me that you will NEVER bring that piece of shit machine back into my office ever again... that's right Suzy, I'm paying you to take it away from here. Second thing you gotta do... is fuck me".

The words froze her very soul, her face caught in a state of shock, "WHAT?!".

You keep your cool, "that's right Suzy. Eight grand for a joyride with your body. What do you say to that Suzy?".

She glares at you, infuriated, insulted, "I think you should GO TO HELL!", she screams. She's ready to storm out of your office, but you simply up the ante, "16 grand"... she stops again. Her mind ponders...