Look at the price…!

You get to the customizations page and glance at your subtotal. Yikes! You can’t afford that! You heard that Cockbot Inc. made affordable bots…

You know your card will be declined. Hopefully they manually review these and you enter: ‘Any way I can get a discount? I really need this…’

Your butt reflexively grips the soda bottle inside your butt. You need a real dick, but it’s gotta be a girl, too. You’ve heard rumors for years about real human futas and shemales, but those were just bots. If they are so lifelike that they are mistaken for humans, you need one.

Your shoulders slump when you hit submit and your order is declined after a lengthy spinning hourglass. Crap. You need a better job.