Listen to Lilith read Taylor's diary

March 25th, TA 3019

Dear Diary,

Once again, nothing happened today. I wandered the walls of the castle, looking desperately looking for something to do. I had those killed in a recent engagement between bandits and mercenaries. I raised them, and set them up as soldiers. I spent three whole hours in my my room, playing with myself, before bathing and shaving. God, I'm so desperately lonely. I really, really want something to do. I can't wait for that warlord to show up. I've prepped the "Lich King" for presentation. I haven't decided what I'm going to do yet. Maybe prank him, or try to scare him, or just have a chat. Any of those would do.

Taylor

March 26th, TA 3019

Dear Diary,

Today went much worse than I thought. The warlord arrived. He was tall, strong and handsome, but very scary. I decided to try trick him, get him to suck the Lich's cock. Negotiating with him was clearly out of the bounds, I knew I couldn't join with a demonic killer. I thought having him play with the Lich's cock would be sexy, but it went downhill. He figured it out who I was, and quickly punished me for my behavior.

He was right for punishing me. My isolation made me stupid enough to try fuck with him. He's made it clear that he's in power here. Hopefully, he'll be able to forgive me. He has to, given that he needs me to help him in his mission. Hopefully, I can find a way into his good books. Perhaps he'll even offer to take me to his private chambers for a night. God, he's insanely handsome. Perhaps I could convince him to marry me. I hear orcs can take multiple wives, and since he's married to one, maybe she'll permit it. I could bring it up, as if it's a good idea to prove my loyalty to him rather than me just having a crush on the first boy who wasn't rotting and was capable of putting me down.

Ah, I'm taken away by flights of fancy again. I'll never get a man, let alone one as powerful and sexy as he is. Perhaps he'll marry me off to one of his bandits. It's not the worst thing in the world. I'll see what I can negotiate for in the morning.

Taylor