Linny and Company

Linny is the leader of a small band of thieves that specializes in robbing rich, well-to-do women. She is a scrawny human woman with shoulder-length red hair. She's a greedy girl and a naughty haughty woman at the ripe old age of 20.

She dresses in rags, but always wears very nice boots. Unlike most of her companions, she can read, but only at a very rudimentary level, and must read every word aloud.

Bev, is the big, fat (but still very cute and sexy) girl, with the cute button nose. She's sensitive about her weight, and tries to act tough as compensation. She keeps her sandy brown hair done up in a bun and wears a girdle whenever she can steal one.

Nelly is the plane-looking one, a description she utterly despises (it's been dogging her her whole life). She dyes her hair black to try to hide her blondeness (but doesn't do the same to her whispy wheatfield of a bush). She has an average, untoned body, modest breasts and a little bit of meat on her caboose. She also has a drinking problem, but wont admit it.

Tina Jones is the skinny half-elf with pale skin and platinum blonde hair. She's normally very cold and reserved, but get a thimble of champagne in her and she turns into a bubbly, super-friendly bimbo of a drunk, just like her mother.

Incidentally, Tina's mom, Tana is the defrocked (and denuded) Elven high-priestess of Nippola, the goddess of Chastity who got frisky with a worshipper (Tina's dad) one day after taking too big a sip of communal wine.