Life is a porno (Multi Genre)

Before your eyes slowly opened, a quick thought went through your mind. You had always wondered what life would be like if it was like a porno. All the improbable, ridiculous and impossible situations those porn stars find themselves in. All the unprovoked or impossibly taboo notions of sexual relations with strangers, colleagues or family. Wouldn't it be awesome if your life was like that, having busty and extremely horny women suddenly appear to fuck your brains out without much of a thought for the situation at hand? Yeah. You would get your rocks off much more than what you were having now...

Just as the thought skipped out of your head into darkness, your eyes slowly opened to adjust to a sudden sunlight. You find yourself in the backyard of a comfortable looking home. The floor was covered up with grey and white tiles, flanked by hedges and some gardenware, all around a large circular pool. You were on a wooden lounger underneath a cabana, similar poolside furniture laid all around you. In the distance was a view of a city you do not recognize, clearly showing that the house was on the side of a hill. Looking down, you find that you were wearing board shorts, wondering why was it you had suddenly found yourself in some place sunny. You don't remember owning a pool or a backyard this picturesque. For some strange reason, you felt that your dick might have grown a couple of inches too from the way it sat in your clothes, up to at least 7 inches long.