Chapter 4
by 
John Noman
Do you:
Lie and say you have one of those in your apartment
"Bullshit," Brenda says. "I'm gonna come over there and when I don't find the Maltese Dildo, I'm gonna stuff a lit firecracker up your ass."
She hangs up. You wonder if she's serious.
Do you:
- No further chapters
- Add a new chapter
