Library (straight)

You decide to head for the local library as a nice quiet place to think. On the way you see several women who you would like to use the pen to “get to know better” but you realise that doing so with each woman individually would waste what you assume is a finite amount of ink. Better, you decide, to think of a way to change things so you can sleep with any of these women. You reach the library and find a quiet place to work.

After a while you come up with the changes that you think will give you what you want and begin to write…

“Women are as attracted to me as I am to them,” you write and then, deciding that you don’t want to mess with people’s sexuality, you add “if they are sexually attracted to men.”

“I instinctively know what every woman needs to experience the best sex possible.” you write deciding that you want your partners to enjoy the experience as much as you do. Further to that end you write “Women always experience multiple strong orgasms when having sex with me.”

Realising that you don’t want jealousy getting in the way of you enjoying as many women as possible you write “Women enjoy sharing me with other women and never become jealous of each other.”

And then, since you will need superhuman endurance to have all the sex you want you write “I can have sex as often as I want to with no loss of ability”.

Having finished your list you look up and notice a pair of attractive young women, both blonde, talking at a table a few rows over from your own. However as you do you realise that what they really need, at the moment, to experience the best sex possible is to admit to each other that they want to be more than friends and to spend the rest of the weekend in bed learning the best way to make each other climax. While you think this would be great for them you can’t think of a single way of making it happen it’s not like you can walk up to them and suggest it to them unless…

“I can mentally implant ideas in people’s heads that they will act on as if they were their own.” you write.

You look over at one of the blondes, concentrate, and think “I should tell her how I really feel about her. She deserves to know even if she doesn’t feel the same. I’ll never forgive myself if I don’t tell her.” You then look at the other and think the same thing.

“Really?” one of them says, in a voice of joyous surprise, loud enough to get looks from a number of patrons. The two blondes go a little red, start talking softly and excitedly, and then grab their things and start heading to the door. Before they leave you mentally suggest to both of them that they should discuss their new relationship status in bed, naked, for the rest of the weekend, with as little actual talking as possible.

The thought of them doing so makes you as aroused as they seem to be and you decide that the next sexual situation you set up needs to include you.