Lets her down easy

"Lucky for your husband I'm straight, then," Mehgan said, "because if I were gay you'd be just the sort of girl I'd go for. You could totally seduce me."

"I could?"

"Focusing on the wrong thing, sweetie," Meghan continued. "Go home, pop in a Liam Hemsworth movie, or whatever hottie gets your motor running, and keep yourself entertained for the night while you plan the welcome home snog you're gonna give your fella when he gets back."

Brittany tried to picture a bare-chested Thor, but her mind refused to focus on his godlike thews. "I don't think that'll work," she admitted.

"Or you could imagine a woman or two instead -- tell you husband all those lezzie fantasies you've been having and he'll rip your clothes off and drag you straight to bed."

Brittany laughed. "He might not even make it to the bedroom."

Meghan spread her arms in a "so what are you still doing here?" gesture. "So go. Have fun. Wear out a toy or two. "