Let that lasso fly!

Texas wasn't gonna shoot an unarmed opponent, even if they were a crook, so she grabbed the lasso from her hip instead, letting it circle over her head a couple times before sending it in the direction of the titanic troublemaker! Who of course saw what she was doing and, with a surprising swiftness for someone so large, stepped to the side, letting the circle of rope zoom right past her. This caused some of the patrons to laugh at the sheriff mockingly, or whistle to cheer the elephant lady on.

However, she had never been what the weasel was aiming for. A sudden surprised gasp coming from the back of the bar had the tanned hulk turn around, only to be greeted by Annabelle careening straight towards her with Texas' lasso firmly wrapped around her midsection, like a living wrecking ball. The impact when the two giants collided was so large that it shook the entire building, leaving the cow lying on her fat gut, with the elephant right under her, out cold.

Annabelle got up in a huff, angrily shaking her champion to see if she could get any reaction out of her, but no, a ton of beef straight to the noggin had been to much even for someone like her. "Okay, screw it, guess what they say is true: If you wanna get something done, you need to do it yourself!" With that, she turned towards her archnemesis, the look in her eyes showing her determination in finally crushing that weasel. But, stepping in the ring herself didn't mean she was going to fight alone! "Listen up folks, anyone who flattens that badge-wearing bitch or holds her down so I can do it gets free chili for life!"

After what they had just seen her do, the patrons were **** to tussle with Texas, but the promise of free grub was just too inviting, so, one after the other, the watchers stood up from their tables to join the fray. "Ah hope y'all like tight spaces, because Ah only got two cells for each and every one of ya varmint!"

Looks like our hero managed to get ouf of the frying pan, but got dropped right into the freezer! One down, a LOT more to go!