Let Alex take your swimsuit off

Alex’s fingers pull your suit down to your knees, revealing your tiny, worthless, baby carrot, microscopic 3-inch erection. Alex stares down at it, visibly surprised. You take your hand off Alex’s penis and use both hands to cover your **** shortcoming.

“I-I’m sorry,” you sputter. “I know it’s small, but-but...” you don’t know what to say.

“Don’t worry,” Alex reassures you. “I know just what to do with ‘guys’ like you,” his tone on the word guys is incredibly sarcastic. Alex pulls his underwear off, revealing a throbbing, twelve-inch hard on.

“What? What’re you gonna do?” you ask, still covering your now even more pitiful dick.

Alex licks his lips and gets down on his knees, though he’s still a good five foot four from there. “It’s pretty simple,” he explains. “I’m gonna eat it.”

“Y-you’re gonna what?” you must have heard him wrong.

“I’m gonna eat it. As in digest, consume, swallow,” he explains as he easily pulls your arms away and leans forward, mouth wide open.