Let's try something crazy. How about Z-cups?

Maybe it's because you doubt the notebook, or perhaps you're just looking for a bit of fun, but you write the first ridiculous breast size that comes to mind. Z-cups.

The instant you write the letter, it turns red. It did something, but you're not quite sure what. The red word 'natural' just looks wrong next to the letter Z, and you recall the rules, specifically the stipulations in regard to modifiers. So you write the word 'implants' next to the Z and it too turns red.

The very idea of Shannon, the uptight R.A. with giant fake tits, really strikes you as amusing. YOu snap the book shut, leave it on the desk where you found it and make your way to your dorm room entrance.

You peek out across the hall, and knock on Shannon's door.

"Who is it?"

"Jamie," you say. "I had a question for you."

"N-not now. I'm busy."

Curious. Shannon has always maintained an open door policy with her fellow students. You test the doorknob, realizing it is unlocked.