Leon Knows What He's Doing?!

(Originally posted by Catfish)

Leon suddenly found himself in a hotel room, lights on, curtains closed, Miley on the bed.

He sighed in relief and began taking off his clothes.

Thanks to Jason's powers, the scene was still being broadcast on live TV, invisible cameras and microphones capturing the picture and sound. Leon's overweight body wasn't necessarily something most people would have wanted to see, but they found it difficult to look away.

Leon got on the bed with Miley and started by tenderly probing her through her panties. She could tell that Jason had modified her to find Leon attractive, but she'd been worried that he'd be sweaty or wheezy or something. "You kinda -- ooh -- know what you're doing," she said, a bit impressed.

"I have a girlfriend," he said. "Did you think I was a virgin?"

"Won't she -- ooh -- be mad?" the pop star asked.

"You were on my exceptions list," replied Leon. "I think she'll get over it."

He'd progressed to working his hand under Miley's panties. "Ooh -- you can kiss me," she suggested.

Leon pressed his lips against hers. She squirted onto his hand.

It was the first time a porn scene had ever aired in its entirety on a broadcast TV network's morning show, but Jason had ensured there would be no complaints from viewers. Once Leon had come onto Miley's small breasts, the two found themselves again fully clothed and in the studio.

Leon spoke first. "Oh, thank you so much -- um, should I bow before you?" He started to kneel.

"You can stay up," said Jason. "What did you think, my dear?"

Miley answered, "I'm glad I picked that prayer! Is sex always going to be like that?"

"For you, of course," Jason replied.

"Can you do something else for Leon?"

"If my lovely wife requests it, it shall be so," pronounced Jason, turning toward Leon. ""What else can I do for you?"

"Uh..." Leon stammered. "I-I think you've done enough."

"Ah, but I have to do something for you now, according to Miley," said Jason. "Tell you what, I know you said your girlfriend wasn't going to be mad..."

"Wait, you heard me?"

Jason grinned. "I'm God, so, yes. And everybody else did, too, but don't worry about that. Anyway, I've got an idea..."