Lazily Licentious with a Dash of Domination

Wow... I'm gonna need to rethink some things and delve into these powers. Also, wait, Fukawa? He was watching her sleep, and she's into being mind controlled? Huh, who knew.

"That was... a lot. But knowing everything in advance is probably for the best. I can't even imagine what would happen if you didn't show me the drawbacks before I chose boons, so thank you for that."

"Of course." Golthuem's eyes flashed, his distorted and twisted body writhing in new and disgusting ways. "Keeping in mind the power that my Pact shall give you beyond that which I have already bequeathed upon you will prove beneficial when you are determining your boons and powers. It is always best to plot your course with all the variables in mind."

Shit. Welp, if I'm already gonna die later when the probable trap in his Pact comes to the fore, I might as well barrel into the grave earlier. Rubbing the back of my neck, I said, "Right... about that."

The god's body stilled, tentacles poised. One seemed to prod the air for a moment, before it too stopped moving. His voice emanated, saying, "Ah. You have some exemplary offers from other beings. Despite my gift, I would not begrudge your desire to commune with Lucifer herself, or to work for the domination of your world. Or perhaps you would forgo a pact? Disappointing, but understandable."

Oh. Golthuem was being surprisingly understanding. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all.

"Thanks! I'm actually going to accept, um, Susie's Pact."

Golthuem's body undulated in place, and a cold tore across the room. Pain. Fear. I fell to my knees, hand clutching my aching, pumping heart, my limbs trembling uncontrollably as if assaulted by a wave of darkness itself.

"COMFINESS! SUSIE! YOU-" The god stilled, and the waves of fear-inducing energy pulsing off of the deformed monster quieted enough for me to stand shakily. An earth-shattering, primal scream tore across my mind like the sigh of a fallen and twisted spirit, and I feel to my knees once again, hands clutching at my temples.

Finally, the body once again fell still, silence stifling breath. In a lower voice than before, almost as if muttering to himself, the god said, "They said not to come to this backwards plane, but no, I just had to-" A smaller screaming sigh pierced my head for a moment, but it was manageably intense this time around.

In his normal tone, albeit with added underlying malice, he said, "Alright Mindslaver, which free **** do you want?"

"Wait, shouldn't we do the powers and boons first? So you can-"

"NO!" Golthuem's aura once again enveloped the room, and I couldn't help but shrink back. Unflinchingly, he said, "Choose. A. ****."

"F-F-F-Fukawa M-Miyo, since I know her from-."

"Not Zynthia?"

I said, "No, she seems... a bit too on the yandere side of things for me, to be honest. And Fukawa goes to my school, so I was thinking-"

Pinching the bridge of his tentacle nose, Golthuem muttered, "Ungrateful. Like Melissa all over again, but to my face..."

Shit, this could go south. The images that flash through my head about what this monstrous Eldritch God might do to me if he gets truly pissed flashed through my mind, but they're almost too terrible to dwell on. I glanced around the shimmering, shadowed space, but there's nowhere to go and nothing that I think of to alleviate the tension.

Finally, I said, "I mean, I can spend that extra point to take Zynthia off your hands, with Alexandra too I guess, as long as I can keep-"

"DONE!"

Wow, he must fucking hate Zynthia. And love interrupting me.

"Yes. The perfect punishment for them both."

Wait. Me?! Or the slaves?

"The slaves and you. I can hear your thoughts, slaver."

Oh. fuck.

"Fuck indeed. I'll let this room persist with my magic for half an hour. Decide on your powers with your precious Susie and your lack of ambition."

As a portal opened up behind him, the god, took one last look at me and said, "What a waste."

Uncalled for, if you ask me.

With that, Golthuem disappeared, sucked into some sort of black wormhole void thing.

Immediately afterwards, a thin girl materialized on the ground, cuddled up against a pillow with one hand very clearly down her pants. Blinking slowly, the girl looked around the room. She sighed, then said, "God, teleporting is so hard. Now I'm gonna have to go all the way back to Susieland."

Seriously? "Susieland?"

With a slow, measured, and tired speech, the girl said, "Yeah, I don't wanna change it. Didn't wanna think about it to begin with."

Right. sloth.

"Fair enough. I get that. So... what happens now?"

"Uuuuuugh, we have to sign this whole stupid contract thingy. Like, who has the energy to write their whole name, y'know?"

With that said, a contract appeared in your hands in puff of flame. Susie rolled over, then snuggled her head into the bottom of the couch, seemingly unwilling to get off the floor by herself. "It's signed for me?"

After I glanced at the page, I said, "Um, yeah... I think. It's stamped with a pillow symbol."

As I put pen to paper, Susie replied, "Good, sometimes my secretary forgets, the ditz. I'd punish her or get a new one, but, like... eh, it's not even worth explaining."

The moment I finished signing my name, I felt new power course through me, I groaned, flexing my fingers experimentally. As quickly as it started, the feeling faded, and I was left... aimless.

Goals are just so, so hard to strive for. What's the point, when so much anime exists?

I cracked my neck, thinking, and realized that I wasn't as entranced with the aimless, comfy lifestyle as I first thought. It was just a pull among many. Sure, thoughts of world domination, converting every woman to my fantasy, or working a job felt entirely alien to me now. But I also still felt some of my goals tugging at me, driving me forwards. I wasn't quite like Susie, yet.

Staring at her curled up on the floor, I figured she probably didn't fully corrupt me because she wanted me to do things for her, and actually hold up my end of the bargain.

Yeppers, that's right on the money, monkey.

What the hell?! I jumped back, looking around, before looking down at Susie. "Monkey?And are you-"

Yeah, do you realized how many muscles it takes to move your mouth? And don't even get me started on vocal cords. At that, Susie groaned and snuggled tighter into her pillow. She murmured in my mind, Do a trick, Monkey. Anime: put it on.

Damn, she must be getting serious given that bold tone. "Um..." I looked around, but as far as I could tell there was no television here. "I can once we get to my apartment, I do have Crunchyroll. But I think we might have to pick out my powers first."

She groaned on the ground. Uuuuuugh, fine. Here.

A paper appeared in my hands, drawing in the magical energies that I could feel in the room. All the options Golthuem had given to me appeared, and a pencil materialized in my hand.

Sounding tired but decidedly more chipper, Susie mentally said, Get your powers, then we watch Tanaka-Kun!

Of course. "Sounds good."

I tapped my pencil on the ground for a moment, then set it to the paper and made my choices.

Means of Control: Sigil

**** Types:

1. ****
2. Pets

Boons:

1. Triggers
2. Immortality
3. Fertility
4. Objectification
5. Sensitivity
6. Libido
7. Orgasm Control
8. Induce Fetish
9. Cum Production
10. Self-Hypnosis

Powers:

1. Flesh Sculptor

Drawbacks:

1. Sign of Influence (Swirly Eyes)
2. Vampiric
3. Unnatural Aura

Pact: Pact of Comfiness

Y'know you're at negative one, right?

"What? No way, I double-checked everything."

Even the one point you spent appeasing the feelings of a god who has few feelings to begin with?

I rubbed the back of my neck. "Oh."

Yeah, you got played like a fiddle. So, what'll it be? Remove an ability, or take a drawback? If it were me, I'd switch to using a familiar so that I wouldn't have to do anything, and take Mind Fucked. That way, I wouldn't have to, like, put effort in and care or anything, and once their brains went kaput they'd make great body pillows!

As Susie cooed at the thought, I said, "Thanks... I appreciate the advice, but that just seems a little too callous for me, to be honest."

Oh c'mon, you're already scheming about corrupting a family for the fun of it. Don't even try to get all hoity-toity about morality on me.

"Why do you even care enough to argue about this?"

Cuz I wanna watch Tanaka, so just pick something already!

"Fine! If I'm going to live forever and be lazy, I might as well enforce some variety to keep things interesting. Ugh, hopefully it doesn't spectacularly backfire, but I'll go with Madness."

As soon as I spoke those words, I felt myself torn from where I stood. Off kilter, I tumbled to the floor in my apartment, hitting my elbows hard on the floor. Grumbling and rubbing my arms, I stood, only to see Susie comfortably resting on the couch, her eyes half-lidded and her body relaxing against the seat and the Tanaka pillow in her arms.

Anime and chill?

Before I could even start trying to think up a response to that and the new, crazy world I'm apparently living in, a black portal opened up and my three chosen slaves tumbled out of it. They all collapsed in a heap and I noticed something right away: they didn't have any magic connecting me to them yet, and they were all awake, yelling and groaning as they felt the pain and stress of an unexpected teleportation followed by the bumping of heads.