Laura, The "Decency Queen"

A rather haughty looking student strolled into class. She was wearing a thick gray hoodie and long blue jeans with black sneakers. Her backpack was full to almost bursting as if she were a survivalist preparing for the apocalypse.

"Sorry I'm late!" She said. "I got caught up in traffic and then I wasn't sure if I had enough pencils and then I...!"

"Miss Laura, not so loud!" The professor groaned, holding his hands over his head. "Just go sit down and copy the exercises on the board."

Laura seemed almost hurt at the professor's words. She quickly turned around and froze at the sight of Sarah and Kevin. Her eyes looked like they were going to pop out of her skull. Kevin looked down at his paper, dreading an interaction with this woman.

Laura took her seat next to Michael. "Sweetie, who are these sick people you're sitting with? I thought we were going to make our speech today!"

"Sweetie?" Kristy mocked. "The hell is this lady?"

"Um...this is Laura," Michael said. "And we've been...kinda...going out for a week or two."

"Oh yeah, I've heard of you," Sarah said. "You're that crazy lady who keeps ranting about 'decency' and shit like that."

"That was you?" Kevin asked. "They almost threw out my favorite books in the library because of you!"

"Don't you two talk to me!" Laura snapped. "I can't believe this campus is letting their students walk around naked! What is wrong with this place?!"

"Hey, back off!" Sarah snapped. "It's not like we're fucking in the middle of class right now!"

"Hell, even if they did, what would be the big deal?" Kristy asked.

"Well, it kind of would," Casey said. "The official 'sex spot' is on the other side of the campus."

"NOT...HELPING..." Sarah whispered.

Laura grabbed her belongings and stood up. "I refuse to take part in this disgusting affair. Come on, babe, we've got a speech to write!"

She grabbed Michael by his arms and dragged him away. Michael made a little wave as he was dragged out of the classroom. "Uh, bye."