Late-night questions

"Uhhh I don't know how comfortable I feel about telling that to her vagina." Daniel said.

"Haha ok, how about we play a little game? I'll tell you a few "things" and you tell me a few "things"." her vagina said.

"Uhhh...what kind of things?" Daniel asked a little curious.

"Whatever you want cutie pie, just me and you." her vagina said seductively.

At that point, lewd ideas were getting to Daniel and he couldn't help but play along.

"Ummm...do you prefer big or small?" Daniel asked.

"Ooooo that's a really naughty question, let's see...well I really prefer average to big, but not too big or it starts to hurt." it answered.

"Huh, ok..." Daniel said.

"Ok, my turn now...how many times do you jerk off a day?" her vagina asked.

"Uhhh...2-3...times..." Daniel whispered.

"Sorry, Danny what was that?" her vagina said playfully.

"2-3 times." Daniel said again.

"Ohhh, how cute." her vagina said.

"Ok...do you like having sex?" Daniel asked.

"Oh like you wouldn't believe! I love the taste of dick, especially when its starts throbbing inside of me. Ughhh its the best." her vagina proudly explained.

After that question Daniel could feel himself slowly getting aroused.

"Oh is it my turn again? Sorry I'm just salivating at that last question you said. Ok...do you want to play with me?" her vagina said.

"Umm pardon?" Daniel said.

"Don't play dumb, you heard me. Answer the question, Danny." her vagina said sternly.

Just then Daniel's cock came out of the button fly of his sleeping pants.

"Considering how hard I am, I think we both know the answer to this one." his cock interrupted.

"Oh, why hello there. Thank you for joining us." her vagina said drooling at his cock's arrival.