Lady Deadpool

You wake up with a jerk as ice cold water is dumped over your head. "Wake up perv! I have places to be, people to kill and 4th walls to break!"

You look around and find yourself bound bent over a beat up table in a shitty apartment with no pants. Lady Deadpool stands in front of you still fully clothed and very much armed to the teeth. As you jerk awake, she takes out both of her katanas and holds them to your neck.

"After the grace it took you to run into that wall, I think we both know that I can draw these swords and decapitate you faster than you can escape, so let's just agree to no funny business shall we?" You gulp and nod slowly in agreement, but wince as the katanas still cut into you slightly as you do so.

"Excellent!" She says "we wouldn't want to deprive them of their show after all." You look around and don't see anyone, but it seems best not to question the psychopath with the swords.

She leaves momentarily only to return with a large box that she sets on a counter. "What to start with" she murmurs to herself as she rifles through the box. After a moment, she exclaims "Ah! Perfect!." To your horror, she pulls out a black and white double end strapon and immediately puts it on. Then she grabs a bottle of lube and moves behind you.

"Wait!" you exclaim "what are you doing, don't you want to interrogate me or something?!" She laughs, "Oh honey, that's not why any of us are here right now." She pauses to put lube into your virgin ass.

"Tell you what though, if you can tell me anything you think is relevant to the story, you let me know and I'll think about stopping." With that she shoves her cock deep into you. "Ah. Stop!" you exclaim." She just laughs and fucks you harder and deeper. "See, you don't have any information I need. And with my healing ability, I never really get tired of this. So you best hope I have enough lube because I can go all night."

You scream a protest but it's cut off with a yelp and she spanks your ass hard. "Oh just relax and enjoy yourself," she said "I know it's just an act. You really want this." She spanks you again as she moans in pleasure and thrusts again and again into you ever more accommodating ass. She moves her hands to start fondling you balls and stroking your cock. Your screams become groans and eventually, moans and you find yourself overcome with pleasure. She stops stroking you for a moment as you hear her cum behind you and she rakes her fingernails down your back as she moans, only to spank you yet again. "No rest for the wicked" she explains as resumes fucking your brains out while giving you a reach around. Moments later you cum as well, exploding a load larger than you ever thought possible of yourself.

"Excellent start!" Lady Deadpool shouts. "Now for phase two!"

"Wait, what's phase two?!" You ask. She ignores you and rummages through the box, taking out larger strapons, whips, chains, riding gear, a dildo gag, a sex swing...seemingly every toy in the existence is in her box. She finally says, "well, I can run you through the works, change your position, ride your cock, ride my pony, ride my dildo gag, suspend you, or really, anything else." You gulp as she looks off seemingly in the distant and says "dealer's choice!"