Lab hijinks

You get up from the computer and walk out of the library as you ponder on what you should do. You don't know how long you're gonna be here. You also don't know if you can ever get back. You don't even know if you'll see Sally or your family ever again. The weight of the situation is collapsing on your mind. You start hyper ventilating, in a panic you rush over to the only familiar place you know here, the public storage unit that houses the machine that brought you here.

Running in a panic paced you pass by the citizens of Wood Valley and all of the shops, retracing your steps back to the lab. You run to the bed in the corner of the room, closing your eyes and trying to convince yourself that this is all a dream that you'll likely forget the moment you wake up. The panic attack goes away as you lay motionless on the mattress, the stressful emotions getting out of your system as you accept the fact that you are not creative enough to dream this stuff up. Looking around you decide to explore the storage space more. The walls littered with notes left by from Prof. Phallic, looking like something from a detective show. A work desk with tools and disassembled devices. You look into the refrigerator to find burritos, left over fast food and cans of Red Bull. Going back to the desk, you open a drawer that has a ring of keys and a note with Prof. Phallic's home address written down. At least he doesn't live here.

Without your cell phone, it takes you a while but you manage to find out where this address is. It leads you to a nice neighborhood with fresh cut lawns, tall trees, good looking houses, basically a nice normal looking place. You walk down until you reach the house on Rimming Road to find a big two story house. This Phallic guy is doing better off than you first thought. You go up to the front door and luckily enough, the key opens it. You feel a bit nervous, walking into a house you've never been to before unannounced, but then again you were pulled into this dimension without your consent. "Hello, Uh Frank Phallic? Is anyone home?"

You don't hear anyone, so you must be alone. Walking in you see a nice big kitchen, you haven't eaten anything, so you are starving. Going through the fridge you make a nice sandwich to hold you over. Washing it down with a bottle of Coca Cola. Looking on the side it says 'Share a cock with Josh." You take a second look, thinking you miss read coke for cock but there it is written plane as day. "Cock" This place just gets weirder and weirder. You go to the other parts of the house, looking for the living room but instead you find another lab. This one looks like his main lab with the equipment looking in much better condition. The other lab just had the inter-dimensional teleporter but this one has a lot of different devices. You see canisters with different colored liquids in them, interesting looking remotes, wrist watches, and guns. You decide to pick one up to see what it does.

1.Shrinking: You see a cool looking watch, the thing looks like a communicator watch from Dick Tracy. You put it on but now you can't get it off. Not thinking its a big deal, you go into the living room, unaware that the watch can shrink down the wearer at anytime. Too bad Prof. Phallic didn't leave behind the instruction manual.

2.Growing: You pick up an odd looking device. It looks like a price scanner you'd see at a register in a grocery store if it was designed by Apple. It's smooth sleek and have a variety of buttons. You push the trigger and a light shines out. You eventually look into it as the trigger is pulled and wait for your eye sight to come back. You then feel your clothes getting tighter as you're getting taller. You rush outside into the back yard as you break out of your shredded clothes and become the size of a naked giant.

3.Butt Expansion: You pick up a futuristic looking, sci-fi gun. Admiring the object that looks like it came off of the set from Dr. Who or Star Trek, it malfunctions and fires a laser. The beam bounces off of the walls and sealing until it hits you square in the butt. Your ass then grows to beach ball size levels as you now have the ultimate pear shaped figure.

4.Gummy Boy: You find a canister of orange jelly. Picking it up you see that it has the consistency of jello, unfortunately the container was wet and you fumble with it as it almost drops to the ground. Your finger dipping into it as the lid flies off. You put the canister back where you got it and head to the leaving room, not yet knowing that your body can now stretch, be reshaped, resized and you now taste like delicious candy.

5.Furry: You find a canister of green liquid. You pick it up without realizing that the lid wasn't screwed on all of the way and the liquid pours onto your hand. You wash it off in the sink but then start to feel your body changing. Looking in the mirror you see that you have become an animal/human hybrid. An anthropomorphic person. A furry in simple terms.