Kristen Stewart

Allison tells me that Kristen Stewart, star of some stupid movie about vampires or some shit, is a big college football fan and wants to come meet me. I've never heard of this bitch, but Allison shows me a hot picture of a pale white brunette in lingerie and instantly I'm hooked. "Set it up right away," I tell her. Allison calls Kristen's agent and informs me that she'll be in town tonight to hang out.

I head home and get dressed up for the big night. I dress ghetto fabulous so that I can properly represent. I still have about an hour before the date, so I pull out the picture of Kristen and start jerking off to it. I whip out my black cock and smack it against the picture of the hot white girl. I rub my dick furiously and shoot my cum all over the picture. This gives me a clear goal of what I want to do tonight. Even if I don't get laid, at least I came because of her.

I head up to the campus and wait outside Ms. Tyler's office for the limousine Kristen is riding in. People walk by and stare at me. They must think I'm a **** dealer or some shit. After ten or so minutes, a limousine pulls up and out steps the pale brunette.

Kristen shows up dressed in a tiny black dress and high heels. "Hey Dwayne," she says, hugging me and giving me a kiss on the cheek. She's really hot in person, so my dick perks up as she rubs her body against mine.

"Hey, you look nice," I tell her. "It's great to meet you," I lie, not letting on that I had no idea who she was until this morning.

"Thanks," Kristen replies.

"So what are we doing tonight?" I ask her.