Knight Club

Zack Bishop glanced up from his phone screen at the knock on his bedroom door.

“Enter!” he called. In walked his best friend since childhood, Chloe McRose. Chloe was a busty redhead girl with light blue eyes and a pretty face. She wore baggy clothes most of the time because she had some issues with body image.

“Hey, your mom let me up. A couple of us are meeting over at the Knight Club, that new place that opened not far from here. Do you want to come?” Chloe asked curiously.

“Who are you, and what have you done with my best friend? You, inviting me to a group hangout?” Zack grinned.

“Ha ha.” Chloe rolled her eyes.

“Who’s ‘a couple of us’?” Zack questioned.

“Well, it’s me, Heather, Ashley, Brandon, Trent, and Lisa.” Chloe explained.

“Lisa?” Zack groaned.

“I know, I know. But it’s going to be fun. You should come.” Chloe said.

“Fine, I’ll go. But you better help me not have to talk to Lisa.” Zack said. Chloe nodded.

“Understood.” she smiled. Zack pocketed his phone and he and Chloe walked out to Zack’s car.

Zack climbed in on the driver’s side, and Chloe got in the passenger side.

The best friends drove away from Zack’s cul-de-sac and towards what was jokingly called ‘downtown’, but in a small town like Azure Rocks, there wasn’t really a downtown, more of a Main Street.

Zack parked in front of the new nightclub, the Knight Club. Get it?

Zack and Chloe walked in, and Zack spotted their friends sitting at a table.

Heather Ravers was a sexy dark-haired, icy eyed busty girl who was the dream girl of just about every guy at Azure Rocks High.

Ashley Woodsen was a beautiful blond with long, slightly wavy hair, blue eyes, medium-sized breasts, and a toned ass. She looked like the stereotypical cheerleader, but was much more than a dumb blond. She was a sweet girl who always wanted to help out her friends.

Brandon Cole had short black hair and dark brown eyes. He was kind of a jerk about how amazing he was at football, which had sort of alienated Zack from him for the last decade or so.

Lisa Rivera was a sexy Latina with long, wavy black hair, chocolate brown eyes, large breasts and a nice, curvy body and ass. Those stories about curvy Latinas were definitely true in Lisa’s case. She was Zack’s ex, and he often kicked himself over being too cowardly to sleep with her, which caused their split.

Trent Thornton was on the football team, but unlike Brandon, wasn’t a dick about it. He had buzzed short black hair and dark brown eyes. Zack knew he was best friends with Brandon, and pretty close with Brandon’s twin sister, Madison. To Zack’s knowledge, Trent wasn’t really looking for a meaningful relationship, but he was no Kurt Johnson, who used and discarded women like they were objects rather than people.

“Zack!” Ashley beamed, and jumped up to hug Zack. Zack hugged her back, and saw Brandon looking a bit sour about that as Ashley sat down. Oh, yeah, they were dating again, weren’t they? Brandon kept causing problems in their relationship, and they would break up, but then Brandon would convince nice, trusting Ashley that he had changed, and the cycle repeated.

“Hey, Ash. Guys.” Zack nodded as he and Chloe took their seats at the table. Drawn on the round table was a symbol of a castle, with flags the color of Heather’s eyes flying from the towers, oddly enough.

“Cool castle. I guess they’re embracing their knight theme.” Zack noted.

“Yeah, it’s cool, isn’t it?” Chloe looked around. The club was decorated to look kind of like an old-timey medieval castle. Even the servers were dressed like servants. It was pretty cool, the geeky part of Zack said enthusiastically. The ‘cool’ part of Zack (which was much smaller) was also pretty interested in the surroundings, especially an absolutely stunning waitress with brown hair and blond highlights in it. Her pretty light brown eyes met Zack’s, and he gave her his most charming smile, and she smiled back. The waitress had large breasts that were easily visible in her ‘tavern wench’ costume. She also had a curvy bubble butt, and an hourglass figure so impressive that it was visible in her loose dress. Lots of her tanned skin was on display, to Zack’s enjoyment.

The waitress walked up to the table, and Ashley hit Brandon to stop him ogling the waitress.

“Hi, I’m Skye, and I’ll be your server tonight. Do you guys want anything?” the waitress asked curiously.

“Uh, just a water’s fine.” Zack said, enunciating everything clearly so he didn’t stutter. His track record with beautiful women wasn’t great. Heather gave Zack a knowing grin, and Zack looked away from her blue eyes. Unfortunately, his gaze landed on Lisa, and he looked down at the castle on the table.

To his surprise, he saw that the castle was glowing. He reached down and touched the glowing castle.

“Whoa... why’s it glowing?” Trent asked.

“Is that supposed to happen?” Lisa asked Skye, who looked just as confused.

“Is it just me or is it getting brighter?” Ashley asked worriedly.

“Is it going to explode?” Brandon asked warily.

“It’s a table.” Zack huffed. He touched the castle again, and felt a warmth under his fingers.

“The glowing castle is warm. Maybe it’s just a light they installed.” Zack said. Everybody, including Skye, reached to touch the glowing castle, and then there was a loud whooshing sound.

Zack shouted in surprise as he was suddenly falling, falling through a whirlwind. He collided with someone, and glanced at the culprit, stunned to see it was a naked Chloe. A glance down made Zack realize he himself was naked, and... disintegrating.

Chloe was disintegrating, too, and he heard a shocked shriek come from her lips as she was torn away into dust.

Zack’s arms and legs were already dust, and his torso was falling apart, and when his chest fell apart, his neck went next, and then the lower half of his head, and then he couldn’t see, and then... he was gone.

———

Zack’s eyes flew open, and he sat up, gasping. He patted his chest, gaping at the unfamiliar muscles all over it. He’d always been lean, but he had defined muscles now.

“Zack...” a female voice sighed from beside him. Zack turned and saw his cousin, Paris looking at him from her position laying beside him in bed. Zack abruptly noticed she was butt naked, and also looked a year or two older, but back to the important thing, Zack could see her large tits on full display. Zack realized abruptly that he, too, was naked, and there was a peculiar wetness all over his cock.

Paris leaned across the space between them, and her breasts pressed against his chest as she kissed him.

Then, she rested her head on his chest, and Zack, stunned, took the opportunity to look around.

“Are you feeling well?” Paris murmured as she started to caress Zack’s flaccid cock, and it was rapidly becoming not flaccid.

The room they were laying in looked medieval. Stone floors, a heavy wooden door, old-timey furniture, and not a single piece of technology anywhere. On the floor was several unfamiliar articles of clothing, but they all looked medieval.

“Uh, yeah, yeah, I’m fine.” Zack replied. Paris lifted her head up to look at him.

“I mean... yes, I am well.” Zack said, trying to emulate the stiff speech of medieval stuff he’d seen on TV.

Paris laid her head back down on Zack’s chest, and Zack awkwardly put his hand on Paris’ hip.

She was his fucking cousin! And they’d been fucking!

Then again... medieval times were pretty big on **** and inbreeding. Oh, no. Inbreeding. Condoms and birth control weren’t a thing back in medieval times, so... if he cummed in Paris, that was pretty much a guaranteed child. If they didn’t already have one.

As far as Zack could see, he’d been kind of put into the body of a medieval version of himself. A more endowed version of himself as well. And an older one, if Paris was anything to go by.

If he HAD been dropped into an alternate version of himself, well... that probably means that Ashley, Chloe, Trent, Brandon, Lisa, and Skye were, too. So, he’d have to try to find the alternate versions of his friends, and then try to find a way out of this weird, alternate world.

That was a hell of a tall order, considering Zack didn’t know how they’d gotten to this world in the first place.