Kink #1

"I mean, I have a handful but my favorite would be getting used. Had a fantasy where I get replaced as a woman's sex doll, you know the ones you can buy online? The whole time, she's unaware as she goes to town on me." It all tumbles out, my cheeks turning red as I realize I told her one of my big ones. A sparkle fills her eyes in amusement, "Oh honey, that would be a horrible idea. I treat mine like shit, basically to the point where I need to order a new one, mine is falling apart," she winks as she takes a sip of her beer, "I like to get drunk, almost to the point I have no control or even tell if it's a doll or real man anymore." With that that, she downs her beer and gets up and heads to the kitchen. My mind is blank, void of words and I feel like she knew it, teasing me the whole while. "Want to take shots? I feel like a shot of tequila after todays long day of work. Get over here and join me." I sigh as I get up, walking into the kitchen as she pulls out two shot glasses and starts rummaging through her cabinet, "I know I haven't finished that bottle yet..." She says as she starts to take stuff out of the cabinet, half putting it on the counter and half giving to me to hold. A bottle of pills lands in my hands, the pills small and blue. I can't help but read what they are and my heart races as the word Viagra pops to me. "Yayyy, found it. You can just toss that stuff on the table." I turn l, my mind going a thousand miles an hour as I think. It couldn't of been by mistake, she winked at me, telling what she does with her doll, and then a bottle of erection pills falls in my hands that would keep me hard for a long time as if I was a real sex doll. I drop the stuff on the table, eyeing the bottle for a split second before grabbing it and opening it, rolling a pill into my hand and depositing into my mouth. I swallow it dry as I walk back over, her eyes darting over at the table as she turns around and giving a devilish grin. "So what should we toast to? Sexual desires and best friends?" She ask as she hands me a glass. I chuckle, "Make it beautiful best friends and I think your hit it on the head." She grins, clinking my glass before lifting it up to her lips and dumping it in. "Oooohhh... I forget the salt and lime, that burns." I chuckle as I drink mine, placing the glass one the counter. Stretching up on her tippy toes, she plants a kiss on my forehead. "I'm going to take a shower, spend some "alone time" in my room to unwind after all that kink talk, and then your welcomed into my bedroom for the night. I only have one bed in the house and I'm not about to let you sleep on the couch and that's not up for questioning." She bops my nose before turning and walking down the hallway, swaying back and forth between the walls. The sound of water comes from her room, the door wide open as she walks past it stripping off her clothes. I let out a sigh, wondering if I was really going through with this before walking softly down the hall when I hear her shower door close. Peeking in her room, I look about smirking, the place a mess with clothes all over the place. I look for the sex doll she mentioned, looking in her closet and on the floor. It dawns on me she doesn't have one, she was just fibbing to let me know she wanted to play along. My breathing becomes rugged as I try to think of what to do, my eyes falling onto her bed and coming to a rest on one of those green silk skin toned suits everyone wears online to pull pranks. She must of pulled it out, wanting me to wear it. I bolt out of my clothes, not knowing how much longer she would be in the shower and shimmy into the suit, looking around for where to put my body. I can't lay in the closet, I'm way to big for her to lift me. I go with just laying on the floor in front of her closet, her clothes spread out around me. I think I should make it realistic and pull some of the clothes on top of me, knowing if I was really a doll on the floor, she would just dump clothes on top of me being the messy person she is. I realize my dick was starting to get hard, straining against the stretchy fabric. I tear a hole in it, letting my hard on slide through the fabric as I hear the water turn off. I lay back down, laying still as she walked out of the bathroom with her hair dripping and a towel wrapped around her. She lets out a groan as her eyes settle on me for a second, before letting the towel drop and stretching her arms out. Holy fuck, her tits were as glorious as I always imagined as they swayed back and forth as she made her way over to her closet and me. Now, she's no small thing, a woman with curve's in all the right places with her waist being somewhat on the chunky side and her thighs wobbling with each step. But when she stepped on my chest (cause I'm a doll she abuses you know?), It felt like she weighed 50 pounds more than what she looked as my chest took all of her weight for one second on that one spot as made her way to her closet. I regain my composure, looking up her body. Her pussy was cleanly shaven, the labia opened slightly and glistening as if she had just got done playing with it. Her voice startes me as she scans her closet, talking to her self as she fingers through her hangers of clothes "What should I wear to bed tonight... Don't want to dress to sluty since Hank is sleeping with me but I don't want him thinking I'm a prude...." With that she looks down at me as if seeing me for the first time, "I'll just decide after I get off." With that she turns on her heel and steps over to me, stepping over me so she was straddling my head. Before I could blink, her ass came smashing down onto my face as she started to rub her pussy against my nose and mouth. With a moan, she lowered her knees to the ground and started grinding hard against my face. "....Fuuuuck I've needed this all day, especially since Hank came in looking and smelling like a god..." Her hands wrapped around the back of my head, pulling it I to her as picked up her pace. I can feel her moans revirbrate through her body as she became an animal, fucking my face with a lust of someone who hasn't had sex in awhile. "...Fucking hell this feels amazing but I need some dick deep inside me..." With that she slid down my body to my awaiting dick, taking no time to impale her mouth with my **** engorged penis. I wanted to wimper as she slid the whole thing into her mouth, the head sliding deep down her throat as her muscles massaged it trying to swallow the foreign object. With a pop, she let it go as she gasped for air before lowering her head back down, sucking on it gently. With one more thrust deep into her mouth, almost to the point where my balls were almost inside as well, she backed off it slowly breathing heavily. "This is the biggest dick I've ever had, I'm glad I went with this option. I think that's wet enough though, I have another opening hungry for it..." With that she slid back up my body, slowly lowering her hips down as she took my whole penis inside her pussy before slowly working back up to the top before sliding back down. Her nails dug into my shoulders as she started to slowly pick up speed till she got to the point where her voluptuous ass was slapping my thighs hard.