Kim joins the army ...in a dream

“Where is the rest of your uniforms, privates?” The scary drill sergeant yelled so close to Kim´s face that she could feel her breath. She recoiled, even Harako was taken aback. The rest of the line of soldiers tried their best not to snicker, lest their sergeant turns her wrath to them.

Kim groaned, the only thing she was wearing this time was a military beret, it somehow made her feel even more exposed than if she was fully naked. “I, err, funny story...” Kim fiddled with her fingers and gulped. “Harako, why don´t you tell our friendly sergeant here what happened to our uniforms?”

“What? …err …the enemy exploded them?”

The soldiers couldn’t stifle their laughter. “SILENCE!” An uproarious thunder cracked in the sky above them, but even that paled in comparison to the booming voice of the sergeant. Everyone became quiet and stood still, except for the two naked women who couldn’t help but squirm under their superior´s gaze.

“You two! Stand in attention when I´m talking to you. Look at my eyes!”

It was normally very hard to look someone in the eye while naked, but that woman? Kim felt like an ant staring down a dragon. Nonetheless, she found the inner strength to comply. She pushed her feet together, puffed up her perky breasts, and fought the urge to scream as she moved her hand from her crotch to her forehead to give a proper military salute.

“Ma´am yes, ma´am!” Kim side-eyed Harako. Thank goodness, she was also saluting. Was Kim blushing as much as her svelte partner? She hoped not.

The sergeant's nostrils flared as she took in the air necessary to keep yelling. “I think we have a couple of clowns here! You two thought it would be funny to form up naked and make a mockery of our company? We’ll see if you are still laughing at the end of your punishment! Start by dropping down and giving me ten!”

“Here? But the ground is kind of muddy.” Kim realized what she just said just after the words left her mouth. She instinctually cupped her mouth shut with her hands. What was she thinking?

“Yes, here you princess! Make it twenty!”

“Errr …what do we have to give?” Harako asked.

“Pushups, you dimwit! Thirty!”

Sharing a look of mutual pain, both Harako and Kim got down on the mud and began pushing and pulling themselves up. Each pushup, their butts crested upward like the morning sun before descending shortly thereafter. More annoyingly, Kim´s breasts were smeared on mud every time she went down, something that the flatter Harako didn´t seem to have much of a problem with.

Both women soon finished the task and sank to the ground, panting. If Harako had avoided the mud before, now her whole body was caked on it, but she was too tired to do anything about it but cringe. “Who gave you permission to rest?! Up and do twenty jumping jacks!”

Knowing better than to argue, Kim and Harako stood up and began to sluggishly do their exercise.

As the duo began jumping and clapping in place, Kim couldn’t help but grimace as she panted for air. She was showing and flexing everything to a whole platoon of soldiers! Her breasts bounced back and forth with each jump; the only silver lining being that the brisk movement shook the dirt away from her nipples.

To their credit, the line of cadets didn´t make any comments, but Kim could still see their grins and the mocking looks they were giving her. It was both a mentally and physically tiring exercise.

Just as they were about to finish, a pouring downpour began to fall on the base. The soldiers’ didn´t even flinch and kept standing in formation. With the cold water lashing somewhat refreshingly on Kim´s hot skin, the naked woman couldn’t help but ask… “Shouldn’t we like, move inside or something?”

“Ha, you wish. Twenty more jumping jacks! Rodriguez! Ramirez! Go fetch all the umbrellas and ponchos you can find!”

“Yes ma´am!”

Harako glared daggers at Kim and groaned. Nonetheless, they both resumed their exercise under the rain. The comfort of the water soon gave way to annoyance and coldness. Both women were getting goosebumps all around their pretty skin. They finally finished, their chests heaving painfully for air. At the same time, the duo of soldiers came back carrying a crate of water protection equipment on a small cart.

“Here´s all the umbrellas and ponchos we could find, ma´am!”

“At ease soldiers, good job. All right, the good news for you two jokers is that your exercise is over.”

Harako sighed in relief while Kim half-heartedly pumped her fist. Was the nightmare truly coming to an end? “As you helpfully pointed out, it is currently raining. We can´t let a little water interrupt the work of your actual hard-working comrades, so you two clowns are going to go around the base helping the soldiers who are doing their duty by giving them something to cover themselves from the rain.”

“O-ok. Seems easy enough.” Kim went to grab one of the ponchos, but the sheer hatred on the sergeant glare made her stop before she could touch one. Her steely eyes were daring the naked woman to go ahead and see what would happen. Kim didn´t want to know, so she stood back.

“If I see either of you even touch the contents of this crate, I´ll make you mop up the rain. Understand?”

Kim gulped. “Yes, ma´am!”

“Good! As I was saying, you are to roll up to every soldier on the base, salute them, and offer them one of these fine items while saying: “We are the water clowns. If we didn´t make you laugh, please give us a slap on our ass to send us on our way.”

“W-what? You want us to go around the base naked and get spanked by every soldier on duty!? That´s too much!”

“Complaining huh? Then you will ask for two spanks! Talk back one more time and I´ll have Ramirez fetch you a red nose and makeup to complete the look!” Kim knew better than to keep arguing, she lowered her gaze, chewed on her hair, and began pushing the cart away with Harako.

“Wait! Where are you going? You have a line of wet soldiers in dire need of umbrellas right in front of you!” Kim gulped as she stared at the never-ending line of grinning soldiers. Why couldn’t it ever be easy? She walked to the first soldier in the line and began.

“H-hi there. We are water clowns. If we didn´t make you laugh´, please give us two slaps on our ass to send us on our way- Ow, Ouch! Hey, no fair! I saw you laugh!…”

“And don’t dawdle! As soon as you are done I want you back here on the double! I got even more punishments lined up for you two jokers!”

Kim shuddered. She wasn´t cut for the army.