Kim falls asleep and is found by some helpful janitors

The rays of the sun peeked from under the door. Kim was wrapped like a burrito with only her head and feet peeking out of the blanket, she grumbled as she rolled over to keep sleeping. The rest of her posse had already gone for their beds and left the human slumbering comfortably in Morpheus arms… figuratively speaking.

Kim was lying down in the middle of the lobby amidst a mess of popcorn that was even on her hair, it´s no wonder the three janitors were staring down at the human without a clue of what to do.

“Is that Kim? Is she sleeping on the floor?” asked Jeff, the giant bat.

“Seems so,” replied Goli the walking spider, prodding the human with two of her legs. “Should we wake her up?”

“Absolutely not!” said Po´tek the lizard man. “Kim works directly for the boss man himself. What if sleeping is part of her job?”

The three creatures shared a moment of silence in which they stared at the sleeping human roll over herself with all twelve of their eyes. “Well, we can´t leave her here, we are about to open. Why don´t we take her to her room?”

“Great idea …where is that?”

The lizard man opened his jaw, but then he closed it with a pensive gesture. “Doesn´t she have a bunk here somewhere?”

“I thought she went back to the human world to sleep?”

“Ok, new plan.” The spider flapped her four front appendages upwards. “We just move Kim somewhere else so that she can keep sleeping without blocking the way, is that better?”

“I guess, but where?”

“I dunno. Where would you want to fall asleep?”

“The ceiling,” Jeff said. “That´s where the best place to nap in, usually.”

“I… I don´t think that´s right,” argued Po´tek.

“No, no. That makes a lot of sense. We put her in the ceiling,” agreed the spider.

Po´tek knew better than to go two against one. “Fine, but we got to remove that blanket.” The lizard softly unrolled Kim out of her wrapper. The sleeping human was still wearing a camisole underneath. “And that shirt too.”

“Why?”

“She will get too hot if she sleeps with anything on during the day. You know how it is.”

“I guess?”

“Ok, so we remove the shirt, and then we stick her up to the ceiling. How are we going to make her stay there?”

“Leave that to me,” said Goli.

“Ok,” said the bat.

“Sure,” agreed the lizard man.

“Aah,” added Kim. It seemed like she disagreed, but no. She was just snoring a bit.

“I´ll take care of the snoring too, just in case,” said the talking spider. “On the count of three…”

The annoying sounds of creatures chattering, walking, and snarling reached Kim´s ears and made it impossible for her to keep on being in dreamland. She opened her heavy eyelids to see a satyr and a Minotaur looking up to her and smiling… Crap! She had fallen asleep during movie night! She must be in the middle of the lobby. Time to get out of …dodge?

Why were all the creatures upside down? Wait, no! Kim was the one upside down! Was she on the ceiling?! How? Kim tried to move her body, but she couldn’t. There was something wet and sticky enveloping her wrists, ankles, and even a bit around her waist. She couldn’t get free!

This was already bad enough, but Kim realized something worse. Her blanket, her camisole, they were nowhere to be seen! She could feel her breasts bobbing freely under her body, her butt chafing against the ceiling above her, and the stares of her spectators traveling freely along her curves.

“HMPF!” Kim tried to squeal, but couldn’t. The sticky substance also covered her mouth. Was it spider web? What? Why? What happened? Did the other girls prank her? It didn´t seem like their style.

Kim could do nothing but blush even brighter, now there even some mountain trolls staring up and pointing at her. The whole lobby was going to see her soon! She stood out like a billboard, beckoning the visitors to come in and stare! How was she going to get down?! Kim closed her eyes again. What a great way to start the day…

Meanwhile, the trio of janitors had moved on and was cleaning the adjacent hallway. “I think we did a great job, you guys.”

“Yeah, I bet Kim´s going to thank us!”