Kick Jake's Ass, DBZ Style

Okay, thats it, you think to yourself. This asshole is going to go down hard. But what would be the best way to humiliate, AND scare the shit out of him at the same time? Well, you think to yourself, the world of fiction, specifically anime, always has the best fight scenes; Suddenly you think of the original Super Sayain scene with Goku vs. Frieza and get an awesome idea. Making your way to the football field, you wish you had all of Goku's ki control and abilities. You immediately feel an enormous power surge in your body that is alien, yet oddly familiar. Deciding you might accidentally destroy someone without first testing your new abilities, you use an improved version of the Yardrat's Instantaneous Transmission technique to go to an alternate plane of reality where you won't destroy anything important. You start to power up, and feel your ki manifest itself outside your body in an aura. After a few ki blasts and martial arts moves, you return to your normal reality to face your unworthy opponent.

One hour later

"Alright you faggot. Come out and fight me like a man", Jake yelled. "I'm right here Jake", you say after using Instantaneous Transmission to teleport behind him silently. Though momentarily startled, Jake quickly regains his composure. "Glad you decided to show up.", Jake said. "Jake, I don't want to fight you. But if you insist then I shall have **** but to utterly humiliate you", you exclaim with fair warning. "Whatever, man. Your the one they are going to be scraping off the pavement", Jake exclaims macho superiority as he gets into a boxing stance. "I tried to warn you", you respond with a sense of finality. You then start to power up, thinking of all the **** and torment Jake has put you and many others throughout all of high school. You start convulsing from rage. The ground starts to shake. You feel your hair being pulled up and down and hear someone say, "His hair! Its glowing!" Stones and other objects start to float as the ground and pavement cracks around you. "Hey, stop it!", Jake says, frightened out of his mind. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" you scream as you complete your transformation. You reach up and find your hair standing on end, as well as it is completely golden. As you look at Jake, he starts to run away. You move so quickly that you can't be seen by any of the onlookers."Don't worry", you say with a cruel and sadistic look on your face. "Its only going to hurt for a second", you say as you position yourself in front of Jake, and limiting your power to one millionth of its maximum capacity so as not to kill him, and strike him in the stomach, KOing him with one punch. You power down and walk away, to the fear and admiration of the crowd.