Keep on running

The group is close now, you think they are right into the next clearing. You close your eyes and say a prayer as you dash past them at Mach speed.

“Whoa, was that a naked woman?”

You have definitely been spotted. By whom? It doesn´t matter. The real question is, what about your pursuer?

“Yeah right.”

“No, look. He is telling the truth!”

“Eeeep!”

You take cover behind a tree and look back. You see your pursuer, the athletic woman is stuck as a deer stuck in the headlights with her arms over her naked body. “Oh, hi there s-scouts. Can you look away please?” She shyly waves at the group.

“Be prepared my ass! I wasn’t prepared for this!”

“Hey, aren´t we supposed to be taking pictures of wildlife? And aren´t humans technically animals?”

“I guess you are right, Jim!”

“P-please no!”

A legion of shutters fire all at once, and you tiptoe out of the forest with your new loot. You glance back and see the woman´s slim, toned body illuminated by what looks like a million camera flashes. She is still too shocked to move from her spot and do anything but squirm and scream. Best not to get involved with that.

You have a new bikini! ...but you are already reasonably dressed. You hide it in a bush in case something happens to your current outfit. A nice alternative if you somehow end up naked again.