Kanto

"Hello there. Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is Professor Oak! People call me the Pokémon Prof! This world is inhabited by creatures called Pokémon! For some people, Pokémon are pets. Others use them for battling. Myself... I study Pokémon as a profession. First, tell me a little about yourself.

Now tell me. Are you a boy...?"

You have a blank look on your face.

"Or are you a girl?"

"Are you blind old man? I'm clearly a male."

"Oh, so you're a girl. Now, what is your name?"

"I said, 'I'm a guy' old man."

"Your name is gay old man? That's a strange name for a girl."

WTF???

"Anyway, this is my grandson." The old man gestures towards a plant. "He's been your rival since you two were babies."

"That's not even a person..." You scratch your head, confused.

"...Erm, what was his name again?"

'Stupid senile old man,' you think to yourself as you exit the lab you found yourself in. On your way out, you snatch some weird red and white ball.

Characters to be used:

Misty
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MistyEP.png

Jessie
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Jessie_anime.png

Nurse Joy
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Three_Nurse_Joy.png

Officer Jenny
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:DP115.png

Mrs. Ketchum
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Delia.png

Sabrina
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:FireRed_LeafGreen_Sabrina.png

Erika
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Red_Blue_Erika.png

Janine
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Janine_Adventures.png