Just Kaila (You're The One That I Want) [THE END]

"I hate to be the jackass here, but... I really think I need to spend a bit of time with my wife." I confessed to the audience. "I'm feeling great, and I think we need to talk about a few things without an audience... if that's cool?"

"Aww, I was enjoyin' hearing all de dirty laundry." Nikki stood from her seat and pushed open the bathroom door. "So... I guess unless Maria want's to fit four on a hide-a bed..."

"It's Doable!" Charlotte waved madly. "Don't panic, we can make this work, and we've got sleepin' bags.. Trust me, Helen and I wanted to to zip our bags together at some point... just loan us a couple blankets and we can have a fun tahm near tha fire."

"So I get a chance to uhm... talk to Nikki about what happened earlier." Maria nodded. "Yeah, yeah, I think this will work out nicely. Three couples, and next morning... we all go back to our lives."

"Last night here, after all." I pointed out, enjoying the light of the glowing embers. "I promise I'll make breakfast if... eh, hell with it, I'll figure it out in the morning."

"Sounds good." Helen remarked, and I noticed her removing a pair of large round drawstring bags from her and Charlotte's backpacks. "Blankets are in the hall closet, right?"

She looked at me with a fond smile, before her eyes floated back to her girlfriend. There was a love there that I could feel.

"I think Charlotte and I need to talk a little too. Just figure things out." Helen shrugged. "We're good, just... ya know... couple time."

"Yeah. I get it." I nodded, looking about as the women began settling into their various evening preparations. I followed my wife into the bedroom, and closed the door softly behind us.

"So... tell me what happened?" Kaila turned and smiled, a look of pure lust on her face. "I know... I know you did it, I could see it on her when she walked in...."

"Seriously?" I began pulling my clothes from my body, dropping them to the floor as I moved towards the bed. "No... you don't get a reward right now. I get to sleep and you get to think about it all night. Wake me up and I won't tell you."

"That's so cruel!" Kaila gasped as I flopped onto the bed face down.

"Nope. I get to sleep. Anything I want, remember. Well, I want my wife in bed, and I want to sleep." I dropped my head onto the pillow. "If you're really ****, I'm sure you can go bug somebody else... unless they cut you off too."

"Ok, I get it. And tomorrow we drive on home and what, pretend this never happened? What if one of them gets pregnant?"

"No, tomorrow we drive home and get you that appointment for a tattoo parlor. If Carla is willing to get the exact same ink to fool me again, that's some fucking dedication. And if one of the girls gets pregnant, we jump off that bridge when we come to it. None of those gals strike me as the sue for child support and sit on their ass type, so... we'll work it out."

"Uhm... mind if we give Carla a ride home tomorrow? Please?"

"See, now you're asking the right way. I could get used to this. Since you asked nicely, and it's not out of our way, I assume, yes. But I ain't driving to Fresno or something."

Kaila snuggled into my back, the last of her clothes shucked at some point. Her breath came slowly and contentedly, and her hand clutched at my chest.

"I love you..." She whispered against my back.

"I love you too." I replied, allowing the soft touches to continue.

"Remind me to get your ring back from Nikki." She whispered softly, and I fell into a deep and blissful sleep, every fiber of my body relaxing into the warm bed and warm arms of my wife.

THE END

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