John "Man's Up" (Reserved for CurvyKittenH)

So... the "infamous" Victoria Black isn't even remotely close to some of the women he has banged over the years, but she is still a woman and a very horny one at that! It might just explain why she is such a cunt all the time! 34 and never lost her flower? If that were John, he would be a little pissed too. Pulling out his note book, he flips it open and starts writing down instructions for the perfect blow job.

Looking down, the wild waggling, loud grunting and slapping of his soft shaft against her lips and ball sack squeezing stop cold. Then like magic she is working him perfectly. Rubbing him hard and inserting it in her mouth, Victoria uses her lips and tongue to swarm his manhood in delicate strokes and swipes.

"Do you know what would really turn me on?" John asks.

"No, what?" Victoria asks, looking up from her knees with sultry looking eyes.

"Watching you masturbate while sitting on the edge of your desk." He says.

Spitting on John's dick, Victoria rubs in the saliva. With his cock rock hard and ready to go, she looks at it with a look of supreme satisfaction. "Told you I can suck cock."

"Now clear off your desk, that's where I want to do it with the hottest woman in Hollywood..." John groans as his eyes drop from Victoria's perfectly made up face to the train wreck that is her body as she turns around to clear everything off. Besides the amount surprising stomach fat hanging out, her ass is so small and flat, that even with what little she has is sagging and loose too!

Turning around, Victoria smirks as she leans against the edge. With her non existent chest and bulging gut fully exposed, she seductively slides her hand down her front and towards her greying pussy. "I've been waiting years for this moment John..." She purrs as her skinny, flabby thighs open to reveal her overeager sex. Dripping and sputtering runny cream, the moment her middle finger caresses the small slit and presumably her excited clit, a big splash of the smelly cream runs out and down her legs. "Take me... Take me John and make a woman out of me... Mmmmmmm..."

Looking at the more than **** woman practically cumming at the thought of sex, John leans in and finally kisses her.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmpphhh, ummppphhh, raawwrrrtttthh..." Victoria gargles, instantly overwhelming John with her tongue! Literally sucking his face and shoving her tongue so far in that it is practically down his throat, it is no wonder the few relationships she has had never lasted. Victoria sucks at everything!

She can't please a man and now it is revealed she can't kiss either!

Is there anything she CAN do?

Aiming his rock hard pecker at the waiting wide open pussy, albeit small, John pushes it in.

"Holy shit your fucking huge!!!" Victoria squeals the moment her forbidden and raunchy fruit basket is penetrated. "Ow ow ow ow ow!"

Watching her face contort as her out of shape body jiggles everywhere, John wonders what he is doing." Fucking a **** and horny bitch is what I'm doing."

"Ow ow ow... What?" Victoria asks between gritted teeth.

"Nothing baby. Just ignore me." John says realizing he spoke aloud.

"Kind of hard when your pussy tearing redwood is shoved halfway in my dripping wet honey pot... Argh! Get... In... There..." Bouncing on the edge of the desk, she finally gets it all the way in.

*Pop!*

"Ooooooowww..." Victoria wails as blood erupts from her crotch. "There goes my hymen. Looks like someone FINALLY made a woman out of me... Readyto stuff?"

"Ready..." John says slowly realizing he is in it till the finish.

"Rawrg...." Victoria groans as she wraps her arms around John's neck and forces his mouth back to hers.

Having to deal with her ramrod tongue and aggressive nature in general, John struggles to stay interested as he gives the wonton redhead but she has been waiting for her entire adult life, sex. It is bad, it smells horrid and like her blow jobs, her rhythm is non-existent. Flicking her hips and grinding at all of the wrong times, John realizes that all he needs to do is stand there and let her do whatever she wants. Bouncing and grinding and bucking her hips all at the same time, Victoria twists and pulls on her tiny nipples hard as her belly jiggles and wobbles nastily up and down.

If she had tits it wouldn't be so bad, but when that is all there is to look at, well...

"Stuff me, stuff me, stuff me, stuff me, stuff me... Uh uh uh uh uh uh!!! Oink!"

Great...

"Uh uh uh uh uh oink! Uh uh uh uh uh oink! Uh uh uh uh uh oink!"

Closing his eyes, and his ears, John imagines he is fucking somebody else, anybody else! After five minutes he pulls out and blows his load all over that rolling stomach.

"Told you I was amazing..." Victoria moans half asleep then passes out. When she does she pees on the floor.

"And disgusting..." John says find her blouse and wiping himself up.

Once he is dressed, he picks up the notebook off of the floor and drops down a few lines.

(You will be constipated until further notice. You will also say whatever it is you are thinking regardless of your audience. You will also bring me to your next big event.)