Joey interrupts

Joey rudely interrupts my story before it can even begin. “You talking about camp has flooded my memories. That was such a great summer!”

“Hunny, its Chandler’s story. You need to shut up,” Phoebe says.

“And I’m sure his story is great, but no one was there to confirm, so it’s probably all fake,” Joey claims. “Tell a story where me and Ross were involved, so we can validate the accuracy.”

Ross hops in, “Yeah tell the story where you fucked that random bitch against the bar.”

“What!?” Monica says surprised.

I say, “You know that story. I just never put it so eloquently.”

Rachel says, “I want to hear about Ross at camp. He never tells me anything about it. I didn’t even know he had a summer fling. What was her name again? Jess?”

Joey laughs, “He wishes that bitch was his fling. No, he was with Jordan.”

“Why do you hate this Jess so much? Did she refuse your countless advances, and tell the camp you were sexually harassing her?” Monica asks.

Joey looks at me and Ross, “You guys want to tell that story?”

“Is there sex involved?” Phoebe asks.

“Umm. I was dating a virgin, so none for me,” I answer. “But I’m sure these guys had sex during this story. I’ll start it off, and then they can take over with their own parts.”