Joey’s bachelor party (Ross’s version)

Alright, Rachel, you want the unedited version? The one where I tell everything even though it makes me look horrible? Alright. Here it is.

But first I have to give you some reference for my state of mind. Just a few month before this trip, my wife almost died during childbirth. My son was in the NICU for over a month. I had never been more stressed in my life. I didn’t even want to go on this trip and leave my wife and son alone. But I did it for a friend. And Rachel told me I needed the time away. I was too stressed and needed to decompress. She said: Go have fun just be a guy for the weekend. We’ll be here when you come back.

I took that to heart. The whole trip I had a flask of bourbon on me. Taking gulps down the mountain. I was feeling good. Finally letting the weight off my shoulders. I was pretty buzzed when Joey told us to follow him to hang out with some girls.

Dude invited us to hang out with high schoolers! Granted they were all 18 and very attractive, but still they were 10 years younger than us. I was very upfront about being married. I was just supporting a friend.

We drank and smoked, generally having a good time. At one point, all the girls went into the bathroom together. Joey gathered me and Chandler around and asked, “Who do you want? Big titties or freckles? Obviously Chandler wants the brunette. Dude looks like he’s in love.”

I replied, “I do love a big pair of tits.”

“Sweet. I’ll take freckles. She reminds me of a young Rachel. When I’m plowing her, I’ll imagine your wife beneath me.” Joey laughed, his eyes bloodshot. I couldn’t believe this guy was about to be a father.

The girls came out of the bathroom. Freckles came and sat down next to me. Big tits snuggled up against Chandler, and the little titty’d brunette sat next to Joey.

Joey asked, “What did you girls talk about in there?”

Freckles answered, “Just discussing how the rest of the night will play out.”

“Don’t keep it a secret,” Joey said, wrapping his arm around the brunette.

The blonde with big tits said, “We thought of this fun idea, where we’re going to play some music. And during the song we’re talk or flirt or play or makeout or whatever with the guy we’re sitting by. Then when the song is over, we’ll rotate. That way we have a chance to get to know everyone.”

Joey replied, “That’s a fun idea. What happens when you all want me though.”

“Then you’d be a very lucky guy, who gets to have a foursome,” the brunette joked.

They started playing some music. I figured I had 3 and a half minutes to kill. I turned to the freckled face girl, and immediately said, “I’m married and have a kid.”

She looked up at me and said that’s okay what does your wife look like.

I replied sheepishly, “Sort of like you honestly. Not as many freckles though.”

She said I must have a very pretty wife. She couldn’t imagine a man as attractive as me with anyone who wasn’t incredible. She acted disappointed that she wasn’t hot enough for me.

I told her, “That’s not it. You’re really sexy. It’s just…” while trying to think of what to say I looked over to see Joey making out with the brunette, his hand squeezing her ass through her leggings. I finally looked back at the smiling freckled face. “It’s just that I’m married.”

She said so is your friend. She pointed at Chandler. The blonde’s face was buried in his neck. She was softly kissing his neck and then whispering in his ear. One of her hands rubbed his arm while the other was rubbing between his legs. She said being married isn’t stopping him.

I stared at her soft lips. I wonder how they felt. I wanted to feel them on me. I made the decision. Fuck it. Let’s have fun tonight. I leaned forward to kiss her, and the music stopped. She laughed and said I’d have to wait to kiss her.

The brunette walked over to me, and said she loved this song. She started dancing. Shaking her fine ass in front of me. I wanted to rip those leggings off her, and bend her over the bed. Since I was going to do this, I might as well be all in.

I stood up and started dancing with her. I brought my hips right against her, so she could grind her ass into me. I moved her long hair to the side so I could see her delicate neck. I whispered in her ear, “You definitely know how to use your hips. I bet your wild on top.”

She just giggled and kept dancing. I started sucking on her neck and nibbling her ear. My hands felt down her toned legs, and squeezed her amazing ass. I looked over to see Chandler and freckles passionately kissing. Fuck me. I should’ve done that when I had the chance. Then I looked over the brunettes shoulder and saw Joey stripping the tank top off the blonde so she was only in her pink bra.

The brunette dropped it down and rubbed her ass down and then up my soft cock. I knew she felt it and knew how long I was. She let out an satisfied Mmmmmm.

I was about to turn her around and make out with her, but then the song stopped. She scooted over to Chandler. The blonde came over to me. I couldn’t take my eyes off her big young perky tits. They looked incredible in her bra. Probably how Rachel’s looked 10 years ago.

She saw me staring and I said, “You have great fucking tits.”

She giggled and said I hadn’t even seen them yet. She reached behind her and unclasped her bra. She took it off and tossed it to the side. Her big tits didn’t sag an inch. They were so perfectly perky. I reached up and cupped one. Then I brought my mouth down to her nipple. I sucked her tits for the rest of the song.

When the song ended, I looked up to watch her move to Chandler but she turned around and went back to Joey. Freckles replaced her. She said it looked like her brunette friend had chosen.

I looked over at Chandler. She was down on her knees and he was sitting on the bed, holding a handful of her long hair. She sucked a fucking tree trunk between Chandler’s legs. Holy shit the dude was packing.

The freckled girl giggled, and grabbed my hand. She pulled me to the other bed to give them some space. Joey was already on top of the blonde, squeezing and sucking her tits. I looked back to the freckled face. She asked if I was still thinking about my wife.

In response, I pulled her into a deep kiss. My tongue invading her young mouth. I wanted her. My hands yanked at her hoodie, pulling it over her head as we tumbled on the bed together. We made out, our hands groping each other.

When the song ended, she broke the kiss and said it was time to switch. Her and the blonde changed places on the bed. The topless blonde crawled on top of me, pushing me onto my back. Her big tits dangling in front of my face. She ground her hips up and down on me, trying to wake my cock. I pulled her down into a kiss.

The song ended. Shit were these songs getting shorter!? I looked over to the other bed. The brunette was on her back moaning, her head resting on a pillow, the blankets covering her body. Chandler was a big lump under the covers between her legs.

The bed bounce as freckles returned to me. Wearing less clothes now. Joey knows how to strip them. She was in a sports bra that held some decent sized tits, and a thong that showed off a pale freckled ass.

We returned to making out. She slipped a hand down my pants. She found my dick and started squeezing it. I was drunk, and I knew it was gonna take a while for me to get hard. I was going to need to be suck. But I wasn’t pushing it yet. Next time.

The moans from the next bed got louder. The brunette squirmed, gripping at the sheets. Joey yelled, “Hell yeah! Get it Chandler!”

The song stopped and they switched. The blonde was fully nude. She said I needed to join her. She started taking off my clothes and kissing my exposed body as she did. She pulled off my pants then gave me soft kisses up the length of my dick. Then she grabbed it and flopped it in her hand. She hand just put her mouth on me when the music stopped.

She giggle as she went back to Joey. He was also nude but I could only see his hairy ass from his angle. Freckles came back to me completely naked. I could only stare at her young tits, and the fuzz between her legs. I reached between them and felt her pussy. She was wet. She moaned in my ear that she wanted me hard.

I told her to suck my cock. She obeyed and went to work sucking my length. I like watching her work. Obviously she was not as skilled as Rachel but she had a lot of enthusiasm.

My admiration was interrupted by the brunette in the next bed screaming, “OH MY GOD!”

Then Chandler grunted, “You’re so fucking tight.”

He was on top of her in missionary. The blankets covered both their bodies, so we didn’t get to see any of the action.

Then I heard moaning next to me, the blonde was riding Joey. She looked incredible. The combination of her bouncing tits and her friend’s sucking mouth finally got me hard.

The freckled face looked up, proud in her accomplishment. She said she needed a condom. She handed it to me, and asked how I wanted her.

I told her, “Get down on your knees.”

She got down on her knees, raising her ass to me. I guided myself into her young pussy, and started railing her. Fuck, this pussy felt so young and vibrant. I looked down at her pale freckled body and her reddish hair. This could be what my wife looked like at 18.

I never got to enjoy Rachel at this age. I imagine I was fucking my wife when she was still a perky 18. I was taking her virginity and she was feeling my big cock for the first time. Holy fuck. My fantasy put me over the edge. It took me a while to get hard that night, but it didn’t take me a while to come. Soon I was squeezing her ass, and thrusting in deep as my cock throbbed inside her and I filled the condom.

I pulled out, tossed the condom in the trash. I immediately started putting on my clothes. Joey was right behind me. He had gotten his nut, and was ready to go too. He said, “Come on Chandler. We’re going.”

Chandler replied, “Gretchen invited me to sleep here. I can’t sleep in the condo. The guy in the bunk above me snorts so loud. I’m going to stay here. I’ll meet up with you guys in the morning.”

Joey said, “You fucking dog. We’ll see you in the morning. Later ladies! Have fun at graduation! Don’t get senioritis too bad.”

We left. Joey clapped me on the back, “Fuck yeah dude. Once in a lifetime opportunity. Fucking some tight 18 year old gash with your best friend fucking on the same bed.”

At least I knew, no one would ever tell this story, so Rachel would never find out.