Jennifer Lawrence's Words

Jennifer sat back down, she had to re-think the interview. She had all her talking points prepared for this important discussion. Her plan had just disappeared when William told her the new talking points. Talking about a woman’s tits and ass was going to take some careful thought.

First, she had to come up with a new description. Breasts and tits were too conservative for this conversation. Maybe Boobies and Coconuts would work for this conversation. Ass was another story, much more difficult to get the right word there. Booty may work, she had to think about it a bit.

The pretty redhead returned a minute later.

“They are ready for you Jennifer, please follow me,” she said.

As Jenny left the green room, she was greeted by Ginger Zee. Apparently Ginger would be doing the interview. They seemed to always get a female to do her interviews and Ginger was easy to manage so Jenny was happy.

William stepped into the hall behind Jenny. She looked back and smiled.

“Ginger, this is William, he’s been helping me perfect the interview today,” Jenny said, smiling at the older woman.

“We met early, good to see you William,” Ginger said, somewhat ignoring him.

“It’s great to finally get the chance to interview you Jennifer, I’m a big fan. You mean so much to the female empowerment movement,” Ginger told Jennifer.

“For today, feel free to call me Jenny Two Tits, I’m changing the talking points and think for this interview that fits better,” Jenny said told Ginger.

Ginger stopped in her tracks. “What?” was all she could say.

“Don’t worry Ginger, you agree with everything Jenny says and does today right?” William stepped in.

“Huh….I don’t understand, Jenny Two Tits is too demeaning, I can’t call you that, can I?”

“Sure you can,” William answered for Jenny.

“Ummmm, okay, if you say so I guess it must be okay. Will need to talk with the director. He won’t like this,” Ginger answered completely befuddled.

Jennifer watched smiling as William handled everything. This was going to be a great interview she thought.