Japanese twins!

"Austin Powers!" You hear in a high Japanese accent in stereo from either side of you.

Your head whips from side to side as two identical Japanese women with red and blue hair, blue 'sexy schoolgirl' uniforms, backpacks and frilly underpants (which you can see due to the shortness of the skirts) burst from the crowd and tackle you back onto the bed behind you.

"Fook Mi! Fook Yu!" you say remembering the 'Japanese Twins' that were part of Austin's 'Things To Do Before I Die' list in the third movie.

"No I'm Fook Yu" says one "and I'm Fook Mi" says the other.

"We both so sad when we get interrupted before we get to give you 'special massage'" says Fook Yu (you think).

"So we come from Tokyo to give you 'extra special massage'," says Fook Mi (maybe) "feel really good."

"What about you?" you ask.

"She'll enjoy it too" says Mi

"Mi too!" says Yu.

You give the fourth wall an 'I should have seen that coming' look and then get pushed back onto the bed. As the party continues around you your suit jacket and then pants fly into the crowd.

"Austen Powers, very sexy man!" says one of the twins.