Jane Chooses 5

Behind number 5 was ‘Seaweed Soak’

“Now you get a chance of ****,” Holly explained as a covered bathtub was wheeled in, “the loser strips to their underwear and has to climb in this bathtub full of rotting slimy stinky, smelly, seaweed, and to think people normally spend hundreds for this… Now, also Sport, excluding the referee how many players are on the pitch at the start of a game of Football?”

“Eleven…shit, wait no, twenty two, I meant twenty two.”

“Sorry,” said Holly as Sally laughed, “but we have to accept your first answer there are in fact twenty two players on the pitch, time for you to show off your boobs again.”

Jane was disgusted with herself and even more disgusted at the thought of what she was going to be lying down in. She peeled off her once white top to reveal her bra again, which was now mostly green, to match her similarly slimed knickers. She wrinkled her nose as she stepped into the bath. ‘at least I can wash the shampoo out’ she thought to herself but was disappointed to find there was no water in with the seaweed just a tub full of the rotting stuff. She very gingerly laid down as the beautician clearly not happy with the coverage started splashing her with the gunk, even rubbing it into the arms and forcing some inside her bra cups.

“Well Sally”, said Holly, “ we may have a very unhappy Jane, but you’re in pole position to win this, answer the next question, or Jane failing to answer hers and you’re won a spa weekend. But before that, it’s time to pick a number”