James finds a counterspell

James couldn't believe his luck. The first search result was a curse-breaking ritual, published by noted witchcraft expert R. Beccs. James immediately clicked on the link, feeling another judder and another inch lost before he began to read.

"Breaking a witch's curse requires a tremendous amount of magical power, more than the layman can typically access. However, there are ways to draw power from sexual energy, especially the energy of a crowd, that can counteract even the most powerful of curses."

"First, your supplies. You will need a well-stocked supply of your own sexual fluid. I recommend having at least a gallon on hand. Second, you will need a focus of some sort, a wand or rod that you have intimately linked with your inner being through deep insertion into one of your holes. I recommend attuning to your focus using the anus, as that channels the sexual energy of women fairly well, and is incredibly effective for men. If you are a woman, also consider attuning by insertion past the cervix and into the womb, if at all possible. Third, you will need you ritual vestment, the only clothing you will wear at the start of the ritual. I recommend a bathrobe for this particular ritual, for reasons that will become apparent later."

"Second, you will need to find the proper time and location. This spell requires standing in the heart of a human community, preferably a large city, the more people the better. For time, contrary to popular imagery, noon is the most auspicious time to channel the sexual energy of a crowd. In summary, for best results, perform this ritual in the middle of the day in the largest city you can find, in front of as many people as you can."

"Third, there is the ritual itself. First, anoint your brow with your sexual fluids using your focus. Be sure to keep this mark fresh throughout the ritual, reapplying as needed. Then, use your focus to draw a circle around you using your sexual fluids, about an arm's width across. Do not step outside this circle until the ritual is complete, or it will fail. Once your circle is complete, place your focus upright between your feet and begin masturbating yourself while moaning loudly. The ritual will only work if you are loud, the sounds are quite important. Once you reach the edge of orgasm, be prepared. You must shed your clothing entirely during the span of your orgasm, symbolically removing the curse from your body even as you remove everything else artificial. Should the ritual work, you should experience a glow in the circle, followed by a crackling of energy as your focus discharges the accumulated magic."