Jackie's Not-So-Rockin' Tour

Jackie was the lead singer and guitarist of the band Jackie and The Heartbreakers; an up and coming rock band that was currently on the road for a tour that was financed by the band's manager.

And by "up and coming", they meant "nobody has ever heard of and wasn't even a blip on anyone's radar".

And by "on the road for a tour", they meant "preforming various clubs and bars hoping to finally be discovered as they drove around in their Drummer, Dawn's, van".

And by "financed by the band's manager", they of course meant "financed by every member of the four woman band not named Jackie".

That last one was especially irksome for Dawn, Bella (keyboardist), and Sophie (backup singer and bassist; Stage Name "Viper"). Jackie always demanded the best of everything. They stayed at the most lavish hotels, ate at the most highest of quality restaurants; it really put a massive dent in the three twenty-three year olds' wallets. And not helping was that, everytime they earned a paycheck from a gig, Jackie would blow it on herself or a victory meal.

Nine times out of ten, the former.

And it was one night when the band was down to their last few hundred dollars, that Dawn, Bella, and Sophie/Viper decided they had enough...

"Crap! Outta towels again." Jackie muttered to herself as she stepped out of the hotel shower. She then shrugged and said, "Ah, well. A little water never hurt anything."

With that said, Jackie began humming the tune to one of her songs, walking out of the bathroom and into the main hotel room.

"Sup, Bitches?" Jackie asked as she strutted past her band mates, completely wet and naked. As she headed over to her suitcase, she couldn't help but notice the pile of money on the table.

"Well, that's more Jackie then I ever planned on wanting to see." Dawn groaned, setting a stack of bills down.

"Ah, you're just jealous because you ain't got an ass like this, Pancake Butt!" Jackie mocked, giving her left ass cheek a spank before unzipping her suitcase...

Only to find it completely empty.

"What the hell?!" Jackie screamed, checking every pocket of her suitcase and finding not a shred of clothing. And not just her clothes. Her make up, her expensive jewelry, her portable gaming console, her IPad; everything but her phone, wallet, and toothbrush were gone!

She sat down on the suitcase and looked up in disbelief.

As she looked up to her band mates, her eyes went wide as she saw the money on the table, her brain finally connecting the dots.

"What did you three DO?!"