Jack's bedtime.

You remember an interaction you had with Jack a while ago. It was getting late in the night, and Jack was ready to sleep, but you weren't done studying yet. Jack said, "Can we go to bed?" Obviously what he meant to say was "Can we turn out the lights?" but ever since that encounter you've been unable to free yourself of a certain fantasy: getting in bed with Jack.

Jack's bedtime is coming up, so you start thinking up changes to his ruleset. The first ones are as follows:

Prefers to sleep with another man in his bed, whether that be a friend or roommate.

Views his sleeping preferences as totally normal, appropriate, and not inherently sexual in nature.

When he has the opportunity to sleep next to a man, he will convince that man to spend the night in his bed.

Does not mind cuddling with his bedmate.

Sleeps naked.

You're already getting hard, but you can dial things up even more. Rule after rule passes through your imagination, and you pick a few more to add to the list:

When sleeping next to a homosexual roommate, he will ask permission to masturbate at some point during the night, without considering for a second whether his behavior might be inappropriate.

Does not mind if his bedmate gets an erection, undresses, or masturbates next to him.

You've got your rules set up. If you've understood the app correctly, Jack will follow these rules completely on his own, as if nothing were out of the ordinary. As you review what you've written, you can't wait for bedtime.