Item 300

Francis order the books on how to be **** by green skin busty space Aliens

Francis reads and find that the first chapter says

"LOOK THE PART. Alien tend to attack drunken red necks out in the forest. Something about the mixute of the small of beef jerky and the smell of cheap beer intoxticates the aliens"

So later Francis come out into the forest. He gets a hunting rifle and plenty of beer. He eats his beef jerky and wear a cheap hunter outfit and just waits in the night. After the 15 beer he really drunk right now and singing the tunes from differnt strokes while dancing.

He beging to see something in the sky...