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We crept up the hill and saw a huge mass of dead women, perhaps a hundred, stumbling right for us. They were not trying to get us, but we were in their path. We started to stagger in the same direction but a little slower so they could pass us and we could go on our way.

Josh was stumbling along as we do when around zombies when he actually fell down. He started to get up when a zombie behind him bumped into him and sent him tumbling in a fall again. He landed face up. Then his position registered in his brain and his face showed fear and horror. A zombie woman that looked like she wsa in her mid-thirties took notice of Josh and she straddled his head and started bending. Her ass finally sat on his face.

I felt sorry for him and hoped he could get out of this somehow. But he broke character. He shoved her butt off his face and yelled, "Gross!" Then all hell broke loose. Every female zombie in range of his voice decended on him and I heard them chomping and chewing Josh to pieces. I felt sad for him as I stumbled forward. I made sure to pretend to be one of them so I would never meet the same fate.

My bare feet felt the mush I stepped in and I was convinced it was a pile of zombie shit. I kept going. Then after a few rumbles of thunder, it began to rain. As I moved forward shoulder to shoulder with the naked decayed women near me, I noticed the rain was washing off the mud I used to blend in with the filthy bodies around me. I was a naked man among all those women. My skin was not rotted in any place. I had a dick swinging between my legs. It was only a matter of time before I was noticed for their next meal.