It's still light

"Yeah, it's still light," you say.
"Well, I want to to go over and expose yourself at the window."
"I can't do that - I'll get arrested."
"You you won't, no-one's going to complain."
"They might."
"I know they won't. Maybe the guys will get hard and the girls will get jealous, but they won't report you."
"Why would they be jealous."
"I've seen your boobs," Sam said, "and even I am jealous of them - they are fucking gorgeous."
"They're not."
"Well go up the the window and show them off to the world, just until one person notices."
"No, it's too embarassing?"
"You've got nothing to worry about - please do it."