Inviting her out

I texted with this girl. We became really friendly after a week or so. One Friday night, she texted.

Her: <Oh my god! Don’t take this the wrong way but I need to get laid>

Me: <I’d be happy to help you out>

Her: <Lol that’s the wrong way to take it. I forgot you’re a big horn dog>

Me: <You got the “big” part right. How about you come down tomorrow and we can get some pizza and beer>

Her: <Are you inviting me on a date?>

Me: <No. Just pizza and beer between two new friends>

The next day after her shift she came down to dinner to have pizza. It was dark, when I met her at the bar that served pizza slices. She looked cute. Her hair came down in brown waves over her shoulders. She was dressed casually—definitely not what she would wear on a date.

She hugged me, and said, “So you invited me to a crowded bar for dinner?”

“Hey! They have pizza too!” I said. “And Happy Meals. I’ll buy us some.”

I ordered our drinks and food, then weaves through the crowd to find the table she was standing at. She asked, “Where is the Happy Meal?”

“Right here. It’s a shot of whiskey and a beer,” I say and slide the **** in front of her.

She took the shot glass and raised it in a toast. “Cheers,” she said and slammed it back. She immediately chased it with a sip of her beer. She bite into her pizza, and we started talking.

After a second Happy Meal, she asked me, “I think I already know the answer, but why are you single.”

“I’m picky and haven’t found the right one yet,” I said.

“Oh that sounds like a real answer,” she said. “I thought you were going to say your dick is too big to fit in anyone.”

“Oh I make it fit. Sometimes I have to use a lot of lube, but I’ve gotten it into everyone who has wanted it,” I replied and then looked at my phone. “Hey it’s getting late. My roommates are out of town and I need to let out their dogs.”

The brunette perked up. “Ooo I love dogs.”

“The house is just a block away. You want to come meet them before you drive back,” I offered.

She stood up, “Sure! It will be good to stretch my legs before I drive back anyway. I’m going to use the bathroom first.”

I watched her walk away, and couldn’t take my eyes off her ass. God damn. It’d been a while since I fucked a girl with some thickness. Too many girls with thin waists and narrow hips. This girl with her thick thighs and fat ass made my dick twitch.

She came back and smiled at me, “Let go pet some dogs.”