Invite Khalid to a party

"Hey man, my name is Jarvis," says the man, extending his hand.

"I am Khalid Ali, I serve the warlord Ahmad in Somalia." Khalid looks at Jarvis' hand, and he retracts it.

"Whoa, man, that is CRAZY. You don't have some kind of AK-47 under those robes, do you?"

"No, I am a humble peasant. I have been at war with the imperial west, but I have come to learn its secrets."

"That is hard core!" Jarvis says. "You probably don't want to just be walking around saying that though. It's a little uncool these days." Jarvis offers Khalid a toke off his marijuana cigarette. It is acrid and unpleasant but gives a light-headed feeling that is quite nice. "Say, you want to come to a party, Khalid? I think you might enjoy yourself."

Hmm, party?