Interrupt the ceremony

They're exchanging vows when I show up. This isn't going to do at all. She can't honestly expect me to tolerate such an eager cocksucker taking herself off the market.

"Kim!" I holler. Everyone gasps and turns to look at me. "What's up, girl?" I start to walk down the aisle towards them. Kimberly turns, eyes wide, and stares at me. The bridesmaids recoil slightly. The groom looks at me like I just came off a spaceship.

"You can't seriously be marrying this fuckwad?" I say, pointing at him.