Internet Shenanigans

John kept scrolling around the internet and eventually found himself on a video of Kristen Stewart with her family. They seemed to be talking nonsense but John simply wasn’t paying attention. John focused with the stone “This is a video of Kristen Stewart And her mom teasing her dad.” Suddenly the video changed to age restricted. When John clicked play he saw exactly what he wanted. The bitchy actress Kristen Stewart was lapping at her moms pussy in ecstasy while her mom was returning the favor. Her dad however was just jerking it in the corner unable to join.

Upon further inspection the video was filmed by a member of the media who was there to conduct an interview. Supposedly, she had now lost several possible roles and was black listed by most of Hollywood. The article said more of how porno places were reaching out to Kristen and her parents. John was laughing his ass off. But suddenly, he scrolled some more and found that 1000s of dogs were about to be put down at a Hollywood animal shelter. “All the celebrities who live in Hollywood will run campaigns and get all the dogs adopted.” John couldn’t let dogs die he wanted to be sure he did something good and not selfish.

A little more scrolling and he found that the last white rhino was in critical condition from getting shot by a poacher. “The last white rhino will recover quickly and a scientist will discover how to repopulate them.” Suddenly the word critical changed to stable on the article. And another article popped up saying that the scientist Alfred Morison has discovered the way to reproduce white rhinos with regular rhinos but nothing else.

John was pleased two good things for one semi-bad thing. He also had seen and article for a castle that was going to auction in Sweden. He thought about wishing for it to be his but thought about how far Sweden was. He let it pass but for sure wanted a property of his own.

Suddenly his door burst open. It was his sister who was panting “OMG!!!! You must have seen it! Did you see that Kristen Stewart video?! Can you believe that? I bet you already masturbated to it pervert!” It was unlike Milly to suddenly burst into his room let alone ask him questions. But John couldn’t let her last sentence slide. “I haven’t masturbated to it. But you have three times already and we’re planning to do it all night. You can only imagine doing what she is doing but with mom and me instead.” Her eyes crossed for a moment a damp spot suddenly formed around her crotch but looks like it had been there for a bit now. Milly’s hand was glistening a bit.

His sister turns around quickly embarrassed. “Well, whatever brother bitch!” She said while she was leaving. John let that one slide and saw he only had fifteen minutes until Julia would be at his house.