Inspect the neighborhood

"I think I will pay a visit to some of our neighbors and do surprise inspections. It would be discourteous not to give them the privilege to be among the first to receive my visit."

"How sensible of you, darling." you mother answers, hugging you. "You've always been a caring boy."

You return her hug, but don't let it last as work awaits. "I will be here for dinner. Caitlin, don't forget our appointment for Wednesday."

"Don't worry, John, I'll be here." she answers right before you kiss her on the cheek.

So, now you have to decide which house you will visit first.

There are lots of promising families near you. Like the Sullivan family. Four daughters, three of which are already old enough for you to inspect, plus their beautiful mother Edith, who you hope has not been through menopause yet. All of them have cute faces and long red hair.

In front of your house lives Vang Lo and her daughter Jade. Ms. Lo comes from a Vietnamese family and gave birth to her half-white daughter while she was still a teenager, so you're pretty sure she can still be inspected.

There's also Nadia, your bitch ex-girlfriend who pretended she wanted to stay a virgin until her marriage and cheated on you the first chance she got. You still have a grudge against her, you'd also like to get what was denied to you for so long, especially since she's also sexy as hell.