Infinite Money, Immortality, & Accidental Futa

“First up I wish am so rich I will never have to worry about money problems or buying anything again.” I order.

Shantae had a smug smirk on her face as she snapped her fingers, probably thinking I just doomed the economy. Sadly for her, her new accessory covered that as well.

I went and checked my bank account immediately. Yep, 50 billion dollars. To test this I bought the largest unowned mansion in my state, a hefty 1 billion dollar price tag. Once I go back to check my bank account I note that not only is my money the same but it says I have already spent my $1B meaning I have…

“Infinite money sweet!” I said in sweet victory as Shantae looks down in depression. I calm down before saying my next wish, “Next, I wish I was immortal and that I had a prime body no matter how long I live.” I tell her.

“Ugh… That would be two wishes.” Shantae tells me grinning at the end, probably holding out hope this would be the last two wishes.

“Do it.” I order her and she snaps her fingers. I look down to see I don’t look any different. “Ah, right. Make me a perfect specimen of my species.”

“No I granted you three wishes and I-!” Almost as if the switch had been turned back on Shantae said in the same monotone voice as before, “Yes master.” As she snapped her fingers again.

A brighter light appeared before I looked down to see… Something unexpected.

“W-why am I a futa?” I questioned utterly in shock.

“Heh, my other self made you the perfect specimen of your species, for both genders.” Shantae giggles before her face reddens as she takes a deeper look at you.

“Ooh… This gives me an idea.” I say as I prepare my wish.