In your bed

When you open your eyes it takes several seconds to process your surroundings. You realize that you are in your bedroom, lying in bed. You also notice that your whole body seems to be aching.

'Oh thank god, it was just a dream,' you think to yourself as you get out of bed. 'Of course it was only a dream. I'm straight and married to a gorgeous woman. Why would I let another guy fuck me?'

You make your way downstairs to see your wife eating breakfast. She looks up at you and frowns.

"I didn't think you were ever getting up," your wife says. "How much did you have to drink last night?"

"What are you talking about?"

"You drank that much? You don't even remember last night?"

"No, it's just a little fuzzy, that's all," you try to explain. "What happened?"

"Max said you guys had some drinks after work to celebrate your return, and you went a little overboard according to him. You passed out and he had to bring you home. You were so out of it, he even had to carry you up to bed for me."

"I'm sorry, honey. I guess I was just a little down about our honeymoon being over and I thought some **** would pick me up. I guess I had a little too much." You try to read her face for a reaction. As far as you can tell she bought your lie.

"Just please try not to do it again. I have to go to work, I made you some breakfast, it's on the stove." You thank Katherine, and give her a goodbye kiss.

You don't remember going drinking last night, but maybe you really did get blackout drunk. The **** must've also been the reason you had the sexual dream about Max. You decide to ask your co-workers about what happened last night, so you quickly shower and get ready for work. As you're about to leave you get a text from Max. He tells you that has something to show you at work. You think it's odd that he doesn't say what it is, but you text him back saying that you'll be there momentarily.