In the shower

Its 515 am, im in the shower cleaning my asshole with a wash cloth cuz i just took a dump. I really get in there and it tickles , i finish washing my butt, drop the washcloth and start rubbing my taint ever so gently. Its the most gentle tender caress i can give myself. I then grab my nutsack with the other hand and start rubbing it as fast as i can. I do it fast cuz i have to be at work soon. Right before it starts to build i smell my armpit and my bo smell puts me over the edge. Its a weak ejaculation, really watery and i pee right after.