In charge

"..you'll be in charge of Dorm 3015."

"In charge? Like the dorm adviser or something?"

Edith nods, "Kind of like that, kind of like a landlady and kind of like a camp counselor. You'll be in charge of keeping your tenants happy, entertained and you'll need to organize various events. Really it's a test of leadership and human bonding."

"This sounds like I'm going to be watching over a bunch of kids... I thought the goal of this place was to learn about sex and breeding?"

Edith chuckles, "Honey, in the world we live in, sex will be one of the first things to happen."

"So that's it? I just keep an eye on everybody and make sure their happy?"

"Pretty much," Edith confirms, "Any other information will be provided on your room's computer. It says here in your assignment that you've been assigned the ages eighteen to twenty-one group. Good luck."

Edith prints out your assignment, hands you a small map and points you in the right direction.

Just great, you thought you were free from the stupidity of college kids but now you're stuck babysitting them for the foreseeable future.